Today, my 4-month-old puppy made a break for it as soon as I opened the front door. I had to run after her barefoot, in just my dressing gown. It was raining. I fell over, forgot to break my fall and skidded along the unsurfaced road. She came back on her own while I was was laid on the floor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my two year old decided to run out the front door alone. I ran after him, tripped over the bottom of my jeans, fell onto the sidewalk and scraped up both my hands and knees. My neighbors just watched. FML
Today, I tripped over my dog while carrying groceries. As I laid on the floor surrounded by smashed eggs, spilled milk, and a bruised knee, my dog stole the bread from the bag and and ran off. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, while dogsitting for a friend, I took their overly excitable dog to the park. The moment I unleashed him, he bolted, and I ended up chasing him for what felt like miles. When I finally caught him, I was covered in mud and my pants had a huge tear in them. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML
Today, I walked out into my backyard. As I did so, my dogs ran past me, slamming the sliding door off its track. I went to catch it, and knocked the bird cage over. To complete the fumble, as I turned to catch the bird cage, I stepped in a dog turd. I wasn't wearing shoes. We're all okay, but… FML
Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML
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Top comments
Unlovable_Me 14
See OP you're supposed to FAKE the injury in order to get your dog running back to check if you're ok. I heard practice makes perfect though.
CookiMnster916 8
Hey look at the bright side, it could have been an fml about falling down AND losing a 4 month old puppy
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Comments (15)
moodyreallyrocks 27
Tough break OP!
RichardPencil 32
Now you have a motivation to go to obedience training with your puppy.
Unlovable_Me 14
See OP you're supposed to FAKE the injury in order to get your dog running back to check if you're ok. I heard practice makes perfect though.
FMLDUDE14 4
exactly what I was gonna comment lol
CookiMnster916 8
Hey look at the bright side, it could have been an fml about falling down AND losing a 4 month old puppy
ber4fun 23
At least your puppy came back. I hope you feel better soon.
itssnotfunny 24
Well hopefully you weren't seriously injured. at least you got you puppy back though
species4872 20
What no brolly.
Bonngoo 34
"while I was was laid on the floor." Happens to all of us OP.
amehl977 21
That was the most British sounding FML ever, congrats!
GokuSS400 18
At least the pup came home!!! Plus, you can play the sympathy card with your dog too lol…get more attention and love :D