Today, I found out my cousin had moved to Texas. I would have been okay with it, were it not for the fact that not only did I loan him $3,500, but I was supposed to go with him too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore, and that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML
Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML
Today, I realized my cousin is an asshole. A cousin that I was close to who got engaged. I was excited to be part of her wedding day, since she was a big part of mine. Months later, on Instagram, she was sharing reels from her bachelorette party. When I asked her why she didn't invite me, she said she forgot. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I helped my fiancé pack up and head to Texas for a business trip. I'm not only going to miss him, but I'll also miss my car keys that I accidentally left in his car. I drive for a living. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML
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Top comments
RedPillSucks 33
Never loan money to family that you can't afford to give away. That stinks. sounds like a Judge Judy moment.
DahkLohd 4
OP, your money problems are over. AVADA KEDAVRA! That should teach the rest of you to say "would HAVE," not "would OF."
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Comments (43)
LovesLostInteres_fml 8
sucks to be youuu
GluttunousQueen 0
Also, OP...it's would HAVE been, not would of been. -__-;;
DahkLohd 4
@21 - It's too late to correct the OP now. He won't hear you. (See #11)
DocBastard 40
While we're on the subject, it should also be "if it weren't for the fact" rather than "wasn't."
DahkLohd 4
Thanks Doc, I can't believe I missed that one! For that, I promote you to honorary Death Eater. Don't worry, the "honorary" part means I don't have to brand you. :)
DocBastard 40
Can you do that do a Muggle?
DahkLohd 4
You're the first one!
yazmi_09 3
mockery!! the dark lord despises muggles, he'd never do such a thing
DahkLohd 4
Unbeknownst to himself, Doc is actually a Squib. My mother was more or less a Squib, so I don't mind.
maryjaneslover7 0
that's how much you suck your own family would ditch you
DahkLohd 4
@KaySL: Normally, disrespect like that would earn you the Killing Curse. But since I love your comments (especially in regards to wee-woo), I just can't bring myself to do it.
skanksonaplane 0
OP, YDI for having horrible sentence structure.
talamayumi 0
ikr. they need to check their grammar
GeekGnome 0
ur hott
c8750 2
Wow, what a great family member. Sorry you got screwed OP but teaches you to never loan money to family
DakotaCat 4
Tell Hank Hill to kick their ass I tell ya hwat!
11colio11 4
PROPAYNE
purplemnm 9
who the hell do they think they are? damn kids.
Bekll 31
That boy ain't right.
RedPillSucks 33
Never loan money to family that you can't afford to give away. That stinks. sounds like a Judge Judy moment.
PSQ91 6
It's not like he moved to Groenland. Go get your money back, duh
xxSoFlyxx 5
if you were supposed to go with them, why would you find out just today? they probably would've called to tell you... unless they didn't want you to
phatdaddy62 23
I believe that was the point of the FML.
xxSoFlyxx 5
well.. not exactly I mean if they had invited him why would they not want him... if he really is that bad... then it's their fault for inviting him
Holden_Echlin 0
I think they invited him to get his money, not because he is bad or anything.
pariah13 0
you deserve it for loaning that much money. that sucks though. better luck next time.
DjeePee 25
This.
Jonkbaby 23
Another 'real' fml. mods, please post more actual fmls, rather than the few dumb non-fmls that squeak in now and then.
DahkLohd 4
OP, your money problems are over. AVADA KEDAVRA! That should teach the rest of you to say "would HAVE," not "would OF."
DahkLohd 4
That's not to mention that "them" should be replaced with "him" or "her."
xxSoFlyxx 5
maybe it was his whole cousins family?
DahkLohd 4
@18 - That's a possibility. But if that were the case, then he should have used the plural form, "cousins."
OnlyAvailableID 28
Avada Kedavra, what a wonderful curse. Avada Kedavra, better call a hearse. Unforgivable, but satisfying.
xxSoFlyxx 5
maybe they were also his uncles and aunts
DahkLohd 4
@28: His cousins were also his uncles and aunts? Come on now! They just moved to Texas; they haven't been there all their lives. :)
SoundnVasion 0
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Zmeilerr 22
If it's that much money I'd definitely sue, but that's only if they refuse to give it back. It's just too much money to beg for or let go,
Zmeilerr 22
.* at the end. Gahh