Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds "lol" to everything, which turns me off. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me when his so-called "ways to turn me on" didn't work. What were these ways? Flicking my nips and inserting his finger in my belly button. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
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Calingaladha 21
Yeah, I'm sure his hands stay glued to that phone, too.
cksmith51 14
I honestly don't see why he'd have a problem with it. Does he not realize he's the one causing it?
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Comments (63)
TheDevilsDevices 15
Maybe you need to get a real man...he sounds very immature.
shitstorm28 11
run. because that's insane.
Laudinho93 1
you should discusse that kind of things with him
afrostybird 25
Is that not the purpose of sexting?
sarcasmwins 24
Pleasuring ones self and feeling comfortable with your own body is great OP. Don't let your boyfriend tell you otherwise.
edmunson 22
He's a ******* idiot. Somebody had to say it...everyone was thinking it!
wsj93 6
I mean I'll give you my number so you can forget about it
Avashantu 18
I dunno, but something seems off here.. And it might just be him.
Invalid1 9
I don't even know how someone could get angry over what you was doing.
bhopejohnston 16
Like he isn't looking at **** and jacking off either.