Anonymous
Fredericton, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Practical
Today, my 27-year-old boyfriend told me he hides our condoms in his Poké Ball. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Mary
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
juli
Taiwan
Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML
WTF
Ottawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Ignored
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
juliette
Tucson, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Anonymous
Marion, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Poke-baller
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML
gottacatchemall
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Committed
Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Jordan
Wahroonga, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Sounds more like a fetish…
Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
Anonymous
Shailer Park, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
To do what?
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Top comments
ojoRojo 27
Used or new? Because that makes a BIG difference in my reaction to this lol
mackdeezy 22
Never too old for Pokémon. I see nothing wrong with this. After all, better to catch pokemon than STD's or unwanted pregnancies.
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mackdeezy 22
Never too old for Pokémon. I see nothing wrong with this. After all, better to catch pokemon than STD's or unwanted pregnancies.
Marcella1016 32
Damn I read that as “Better to catch Pokémon STDs” and I was like...whoa that show must have gotten really dark...
ojoRojo 27
Used or new? Because that makes a BIG difference in my reaction to this lol
lev 11
Who does he hide them from?
Crowned Sataness 12
oh so what, he has a playful side
jajja_875124352 5
He’s gotta catch them all! Sperm that is.
spinspinsugar 12
lmao
MidnaLink 35
So, a makeshift condom case?
noporn4u 9
Trojan, I choose you!
Dukenorton 10
Sounds to me like he turns on the Charmander clothes just fall off.
Mooglefox 24
Gotta hide them somewhere.
Douglas James Voutour 5
DICK-ACHU, I CHOOSE YOU