Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML
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holymolybro 0
Speaking of Crush.
teddybear334 4
Or...........Today I finally got up the courage to ask the girl I've had a crush on for years if she needed a ride. When I dropped her back off at her house, I accidentally hit her with my car door. FML.
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Comments (106)
TayonaC 10
well I know that hurt!
MissBunny25 0
"Today, I tried to back my car over this annoying chick that likes me... she survived. FML."
OneBigMessUp 5
Lol #67 :L
Downyyyy 0
67 looks like kesha
sunshine233 0
I agree
missory_missouri 0
If he thought it was in park, then he would have realized it wasn't when he let his foot off the brake. The end result would have been him immediately putting it back in park and not running OP over. Theory: This was done purposefully, in an attempt to end OP's life! Why? Because, SHE stole the cookie from the cookie jar!! Sorry, OP, you're in danger! RUN!!
Adorlee 11
67 LOL! 74 she looks better than Ke$ha.
L3Paparazzo 7
omg 67 soooo looks like ke$$$ha :P
tminihan 0
win
sexxy_skater 0
79-Agreed.
TayonaC 10
where is 67?!
holymolybro 0
Speaking of Crush.
bazingaman10 0
I see what you did there
TayonaC 10
haha right? and dude u might get some crap because of your picture :/
tulsafml 0
:')
holymolybro 0
I really don't care. It's the Internet, if people get butt-hurt over this picture I feel sorry for them.
kykyshay 0
good one! :)
karlita22 0
Hahaha funny one
Timmeyh87 0
8 LOL, that seriously has to be the most epic picture ever. **** feelings at this point, cuz that deserves a nobel price. Common sense and morale shouldn't stand in the way of most people's amusement. End of discussion.
holymolybro 0
The "Envy" one or the "Dishes" one? Either way, thanks. They're pretty edging hilarious.
persianjr1 7
what's wrong with 4's pic ? I'm serious. idgi
TayonaC 10
they had a different one up with some girl getting hit and it asking why she wasn't in the kitchen... something like that
tulsafml 0
That was 2. and it was saying do the dishes NOW
waldoo37 8
first :D
supertacowaffle 41
god that's awful
JayBear14 11
It could be worse. It could have been the tire. The again it all really depends on his reaction. Did he laugh or apologize immensley?
music_is_love51 0
Wait...what? The door ran you over...?
Thabb 0
Aren't you a genius.
MissBunny25 0
10 no, actually an unmentioned whale flew from the ocean and flopped right on top of OP.
persianjr1 7
haha what?
vip3r20 8
omg 49 that was the best response ever
joropopa 3
:)
Dez31396 0
awww lol
lickerassholes 0
what is ""park"
teddybear334 4
Or...........Today I finally got up the courage to ask the girl I've had a crush on for years if she needed a ride. When I dropped her back off at her house, I accidentally hit her with my car door. FML.
rscanlan313 0
same thing I was thinking
testthecoal 5
Hope her crush isn't into that shit
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Hope you weren't sCARred too bad! This could be an aDOORable memory to share with him.(:
sgenfkshe 5
lmaoo!!!!(:(: lol I like your picture!!(:
Dennisse_47 17
hahaha!!
jess6blondie9 3
25, he's like 6 years older than you.
MissBunny25 0
40 well it says on his profile he likes babies..
jess6blondie9 3
Lol ^
alex1432 9
giggity
ThatGuyWhoCamps9 0
25. You look like you're 11. He's probably like 20.
penguinonastairc 0
Actually, he is sixteen/seventeen. Yes I'm a creeper :)
sgenfkshe 5
haha I can say I like his picture with out wanting that crap... and I'm 14...lmao