Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled, "WOOHOO!" I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML
Today, my nosy mom opened my mail and saw how much I have in my account. She confiscated my debit card because she’s convinced no one could save that much working part time at Burger King and is demanding I confess where so much money came from. I'm moving out. Fuck her. FML
Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant to order food with just a $100 bill. They no longer had what I came for, so I left. When I got to my car, I realized - no bill. I went back in for them to say they hadn't seen it, and they wouldn’t check the cameras. I know the lady working there picked it up since I was the only customer. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
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Yazoo77 16
I would have felt bad and let it go if she apologized, but badly failing at hiding her mistake, should tell the manager.
stieglar 17
Worst gift wrapping ever.
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Comments (65)
ratboy07 10
That sucks, OP. Hope it went over okay
cksmith51 14
Your card could not be accepted. Please don't realize that I broke it.
pokemyeyes 23
Wow epic flop on her part
SK8WITME 19
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I wonder how you reacted when you found out LOL
phoneaddict13 29
he/ she wrote an FML..
Yazoo77 16
I would have felt bad and let it go if she apologized, but badly failing at hiding her mistake, should tell the manager.
okaydisarray 17
Honestly, the only way I could think of that a debit card would break is if OP kept it unprotected in their pocket all the time causing it to become very worn and fragile from frequent bending. If that's the case, it's OP's fault and she shouldn't feel bad at all...
FalloutScrolls 25
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People. Can't live with them... Can't shoot them...
quinn1184 25
that's a very American thing to say.
fmlsams 27
'Merica!!
NthDakotaBeaches 12
Let's derail this America hating circle jerk train before it leaves the station
PePziNL 20
Actually, both of those statements are false.
Shade1982 21
Depends on where you live I think :P.
XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14
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Its not that big.... But.... You shoulda asked for a free meal for that XD.
Calingaladha 21
I'd say this sucks for the both of you. She was probably afraid she'd get in trouble. Order a new card, and keep enjoying that Taco Bell.
stieglar 17
Worst gift wrapping ever.
bluhbluhbluh 14
she made a taco though
HUGBUG 23
That's bad