Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML
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Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds "lol" to everything, which turns me off. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me when his so-called "ways to turn me on" didn't work. What were these ways? Flicking my nips and inserting his finger in my belly button. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
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Calingaladha 21
Yeah, I'm sure his hands stay glued to that phone, too.
cksmith51 14
I honestly don't see why he'd have a problem with it. Does he not realize he's the one causing it?
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Comments (63)
Jowisee 29
Sounds like he's got a bit of an ego problem to me. Does he think he's the only one who should be getting off?
1dvs_bstd 41
Is his name Kanye West by any chance?
Lalala579121 28
I'ma let you finish but... wait no I'm not.
The_Avatar 22
He sounds like a controlling tool!
a1_z9 10
Maybe I've heard too many horror stories but I'd watch out for his controlling ways getting worse, it's not worth staying with someone who consistently makes you feel like you're doing things wrong.
rayje0423 3
usually that's what I shoot for when I sext...no pun intended...or should there be?
NOXUS125 11
wow.....just wow....
daddysgirl243 21
that's not fair
chosha_fml 27
For most sexting long distance couples, that would actually be the goal.
Catdragon 40
what did he expect to happen? that you would play a board game or something? it's called sexting for a reason.
SweetasCandy0609 28
so he got mad because he turns you on? what the heck does he think sexting is all about? I'm sorry OP but your bf isn't that smart.