Evaki1
Greece
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Please explain
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Honestly
Measham, United Kingdom
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
latter
Middle River, United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
megan228
United States
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
aproudmom
Glen Head, United States
Warfare
Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML
:(
United Kingdom
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Anonymous
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
banj0
Madison, United States
Pink tax
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
Top comments
rebekahah 7
maybe he just discovered the best earplugs in the world, we may never know because no one else would stick tampons in their ears...
futtbuck101 1
At least he wasn't using them as butt plugs
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Comments (113)
scarletdragonfly 5
Ew...
LunaNstars 0
it's not ew unless they were used
kyanisaurus 0
"fine, I'll get my own pack of pompoms"
Idonebeenhad 17
when I was little, I used to think they were mini pillows
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
#35, my brother once stuck my pad across his mouth like duct tape in movies, so I switched to tampons. he stuck those up his nose. he's 9.
YacL 15
35- Yeah, I was going to say if he was really young I could understand, but if he's approaching teenage years then that could prove to be a problem.
shortie916 0
TMI
Dotell95 3
How is this an fml? smh, nancies these days
SunshineBoy21 0
Exactly how big are your brother's ears that tampons fit in them? ;)
mattmadden 0
They can be used as ear plugs. In Final Destination 5 a mom gave them to her kids at a race track. It looked like they fit pretty well! :)
agaba 0
thats what i was thinking when i first read this. and it would be evemore nasty if it was used. and hi scott
kuizinaz 0
its not ew, its kinda funny...
athena3100 9
#119. There are different sized tampons. Some large, Some small.
Dixie19 0
#120 there's only 4 Final Destinations...
princessRiRi97 0
I used to use tampons to stop my nose bleeds and may i add very effective!
seriouslythat 6
155 thats what i was thinking
worldcupcheer17 0
158- there's no 155 above you though..
hthelittleone 10
HOLY SH*T HE FOUND A TAMPON?!?! really? it's not some giant embarrassment or anything. every girl has them so i don't get why everyone makes it a huge deal.
rebekahah 7
I remember once I found where my mom kept them. I thought they were dead mice shoved up in the applicator thingy. I freed most of them before she found me. you do funny things when you're three. :D also to those people who say they won't fit in your ear, they do.
dillies 3
atleast he didnt use them for nose bleeds
xInMyDreams 0
so.. op, why is your life ****** because of this?
Key_Of_Awesome 1
True
oppawoppa 9
Hm.
Freeze_fml 17
He shouldn't have access to them in the first place.
BigHoshJosh 0
maybe you should have shut up in the first place
dvdp112 0
gun shot and stab wounds too.. j/s
gabbygirll3 0
ikr
YacL 15
Maybe that didn't make any sense in the first place.
BigHoshJosh 0
not supposed to. that's why I said it
Freeze_fml 17
I'm a retard, that's why I said it.* There you go retard, fixed it up for you.
BigHoshJosh 0
it's ra-tard sir....
lackofpotatoes 0
nice purse
BigHoshJosh 0
it's a satchel.
lackofpotatoes 0
purse...
YacL 15
44- Subject change.
Music_Is_Life101 0
well my tampons/pads are in the bottom drawer in the bathroom. My mom's are closer to the floor. any child could get them, but my little sister has been told not to mess with the products inside.
futtbuck101 1
Thanks for the info 66
xxsarahfxx 6
66 - thank you for telling me where you feminine stuff are, i'll be sure to look some time ;)
WiderWille 11
Probably because they are still made to absorb liquids :/
WiderWille 11
Oh look, a bug in the app...
athena3100 9
Like all the girls in my house we just leave the tampon box on the bathroom counter so they are always easy to get to. But my dad is the only guy in the house....
IbanezSprinter 0
um most girls just leave them in a drawer, cabinet or on a shelf near the toilet, at least I do....they are put in an accessible location for a reason...
YacL 15
My sister leaves her's scattered on the floor. She's very disorganized.
Music_Is_Life101 0
74 & 75 Your welcome ;) but really dudes make a huge deal out of feminine products. Their really not a big deal!
Freeze_fml 17
Well shit. I've never found a tampon. Seems like a personal thing you'd want to keep away from accessible locations to other family members. Judging by the votes here you women are really grouchy about keeping your stuff to yourselves.
Music_Is_Life101 0
I mean if it happens by accident. what are we going to do, keep them locked up in safes to protect the innocence of your eyes? now if I found a random one (packaged) lying on the ground I'd we werided out but say if they fell out of someones bag (which thankfully never happened to me!) that would be stupid to make a big deal out of.
1215116a 14
He could have went through the bathroom cabinets, i mean four year olds explore everywhere. It's not like they'll burn his eyes to see.
Key_Of_Awesome 1
so true!
Freeze_fml 17
A little boy finding a box of tampons is like a little girl finding a box of condoms. You don't have to hide anything, just keep your things to yourselves.
melchibr_fml 0
haha hangover quote. anybody who disliked is a ra-tard
anknew 3
It's not a big deal
Bekeliyr 10
Why would a comment like #2 be blocked?
Freeze_fml 17
Because sand-in-their-****** women can't stand the thought of something they do naturally being wrong. :) But if a little girl finds a guy's box of condoms next to her toothbrush in the cabinet, that guy would be an idiot.
1215116a 14
Why is having a period wrong?
Mguy 2
Tampons aren't inherently sexual, condoms are there's your difference.
tuxedoandex 28
they both make contact with genitals and are both used to control a part of the reproductive cycle/system
picklezz123 5
he had to learn somehow
randiZ25 0
He actually is resourceful, he didn't want to have to listen to his sisters mouth anymore so he used the most convenient thing for ear plugs...
BossDavyy 0
I bet that talk was fun...
Poopolicious 5
I think it went like this "hey bro you're filling the wrong hole with that. you needs go lower" ;)
Poopolicious 5
I think it went like this "hey bro you're filling the wrong hole with that. you needa go lower" ;)
CoconutMuffin 5
Time to have a family intervention...
futtbuck101 1
At least he wasn't using them as butt plugs
hiyourcute 0
Shit, I think I've been putting mine in the wrong hole...
MrSassypants 34
21 I don't even want to know what you use as a tampon.
BigHoshJosh 0
I thought 23's comment was pretty funny.
MrSassypants 34
42 we both messe up on reply to 22's comment. :(
MrSassypants 34
Shit it keeps changing.
DaniBee420 6
lmao!
rebekahah 7
maybe he just discovered the best earplugs in the world, we may never know because no one else would stick tampons in their ears...
ditzy1992 5
you could try it out in public and write us a blog about it...
BigOrca 2
I agree. next time I go shooting I will try tampons in my ears.
KRS_13 0
i agree. and btw i like ur pic i love ur hair! lol
rebekahah 7
here I'll try it right now. I'm trying it two ways. one is using the applicator, the other just sticking the tampon part in. here goes! applicator: too big. tampon: kinda works, it's like being underwater.
vampire1618 5
Final Destination 4
imnotcraZ 0
that's what I said!
sheethapins 13
That's what she said.
dragonmaster43 0
I've don't that actually :D works great
lackofpotatoes 0
theyre not?
kendallhi 9
haha
NomOnShroomz 14
What are they then?
A7X_LoVeee 10
For nosebleeds
iLove2LoveU 0
haha She's the Man
franticravyn 7
Or I Love You, Beth Cooper.
bezach 0
12 "my tampons" cause it isn't shoved in it's not your problem :P like garbage and sex!
iLazy 0
Well the function of covering up a hole still remains so why not?
WiderWille 11
A tampon isn't used to cover the ****** so that you can't put your penis into it. Its intended to absorb liquids.