Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
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Top comments
Brolin 4
Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something
Chfanfiction 0
Not **** you life. **** your wife. She's a bitch. ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."
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Comments (248)
Ughsucks 0
#28... because his prostate is sensitive you suggest his wife should get a strap on to **** him with? And that makes sense to you? Maybe he was very uncomfortable during the procedure and got one naturally. Stop assuming everyone is as ****** up as you are. It's not natural or good to suggest he needs to get ass raped now that he knows he "likes it".
ChilledLizard 0
Strange... when I got a prostate exam last month it hurt like hell. I actually cried it hurt so much. Wonder what the difference is...
Ilovelife07 0
#33, perhaps your doctor wasnt using his finger? or maybe he forgot to lube up?
Ughsucks 0
#33 you can probably guess it's because your doctor sucks, probably graduated from a low level state school, and was a general physician...
soluminia 0
When having your prostate stimmulated its practically impossible not to get a bonner unless you have e.d. tell ur wife to go take a anatomy class cause she is retarded
dberri05 2
it is normal for a man to have an erection during a prostate exam. the prostate is the male g-spot
proud_liberal 0
This is why we need universal health care, otherwise rich private doctors do sick stuff like this for kicks. Disgusting
purple5 0
#15 - i think he was more on about the fact his wife told a story about something which he feels should've been kept private, not that he's worried everyone he knows will now think he's gay/bisexual.
koala_king 0
Happened to me when i got my physical, but i had a smokin hot doctor... She winked.
Ughsucks 0
#38 Yes... prostate exams wouldn't exist with universal health care... Someone after 12 years of medical school should be a poor asshole just like you right? Moron... go jump off a cliff.