Today, a woman at work told me that her kid had puked into "a storage bin" in the office. It wasn't a storage bin, it was the outgoing mail tray on the side of my desk containing important contract documents that had to be posted by 5pm that day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to visit a new office building for a meeting. Halfway through the meeting, I got really nauseous and needed to throw up. I ran to find a bathroom, but got lost and ended up in a printing room. With no other option, I was forced to puke into a large envelope. FML
Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML
Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping off a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML
Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML
Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML
Today, at work, I realized that not everyone in the office needs to hear my explosive diarrhea through the a/c vents that interconnect through the entire building. I think an email was sent around, describing people's reactions in detail. FML
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
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random2212 16
I hate idiots like this.
Emmaray 16
Well, sounds like the mail wasn't the only thing that was outgoing. I'm sorry OP :-/
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Comments (39)
I_Like_Dogs 28
At least she didn't v-omit this information.
tranced_ 45
you need to re-cheque that pun.
Toolishing 22
This just doesn't work.
Emmaray 16
Well, sounds like the mail wasn't the only thing that was outgoing. I'm sorry OP :-/
derpyshy 16
How could a kid be let into the office? Was it take your kid to work day?
cassidi24 10
They let them in our office too :/
chrisbeaudoin 26
Some offices don't really care if someone's kid is at work, i've been to my dad's office quite a few times if he didn't have much work.
Mauskau 36
My office lets them in if they're off school or something. People also bring in their dogs sometimes.
random2212 16
I hate idiots like this.
gosh_mate 30
This is terrible, but hopefully can be sorted with some re-printing and a few phone calls. Ask the mother for a hand with it all :)
dietcoke09 25
I'm sure the woman knew her kid was sick. It's her fault for not taking him/her to the bathroom and probably telling him where to puke. Hopefully you can get the documents and try to take copies so you don't have to do everything again :/
LycanGod 27
hopefully it wasn't too many documents
Dommon 7
that sucks, better start redoing it if you still have time
jenninyc1128 17
That sounds terrible! Good luck with that! Poor kid too his mom should have been more attentive if he was sick
millerkn 12
Why did she have her kid at work?