Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML
Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML
Today, I sneezed on the bus. My AirPods fell out and rolled under the seat of the person in front of me. I awkwardly reached down to grab them just as the bus hit a bump. I accidentally grabbed the person’s ankle instead. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, while on a bus, an elderly lady sat next to me sneezed so hard, snot literally went flying. I even offered her a napkin, that she refused. After a brief panic and realizing she had nothing to clean her mess with, she "inconspicuously" wiped her snotty hand on my pants. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, I got on a crowded bus and was forced to stand. The bus made a sharp turn, so I reached for a pole to hold onto. Without looking, I grabbed the pole. It was wet and moist, but I nonetheless held on until the turn was done. I turned to see I had also grabbed a large man's nose and had squeezed it. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Doctors do say that, instead of your hand, you're supposed to use the crook of the arm to cover your mouth when you cough. They just don't usually specify whose arm.
perdix 31
He should be arrested for arm robbery!
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Comments (48)
metalhead4740 14
Well, we DO have washing machines for a reason...
rocker_chick105 31
Do you put your arms in your washing machine often?
ChevyRedneck85 13
there's a pretty good chance I'd beat the crap out of him.
Gho5tk3y 17
I think an elbow to the face would be appropriate,
zomgbies 17
Elbow him in the jaw and say "Returned to sender"
perdix 31
Were you wearing a wife beater?
Anyb0dyTh 8
+10 For the Redneck who did this. This is the sums up completely what society as a whole is - Unthinking and Moronic ! lolol Aside from the disgust, I hope you didn't catch any germs. Definitely an FML :) Cheers!
ChevyRedneck85 13
and what's wrong with us Rednecks?
shaww 28
Fart on him ;)
Spider_Web 11
Why'd you put a winky face? What in the world are you into??
DocBastard 40
Doctors do say that, instead of your hand, you're supposed to use the crook of the arm to cover your mouth when you cough. They just don't usually specify whose arm.
Chibi_italia 4
Exactly!
TyT63 12
consuela is gonna need more than lemon pledge for your arm
doit4ah15 10
you can always find some strange people on a bus....
XAndrea_MalikX 16
That's just disgusting ! I hope you told him to cough somewhere else besides your arm..
perdix 31
He should be arrested for arm robbery!
amz124 6
I can't even.
9echo 17
..finish a sentence.
Camibech 10
Oh that's naaaaaasty *Cleveland*
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Are these "Ooh that's NASTY" comments getting on anyone else's nerves? It seems like there's one for every even vaguely disturbing FML.
Blink_me26 21
Who does that?!
imlifeless2 25
that guy on the bus does,apparently.
efettes 19
My boyfriend once acted as if he was going to kiss my hand, but sneezed instead...