Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
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Top comments
Brolin 4
Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something
Chfanfiction 0
Not **** you life. **** your wife. She's a bitch. ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."
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Comments (248)
shamukid 1
That sucks lol!
Gadgitgirl 0
#15. Who the hell said anything about homosexuality? That comment right there shows how close minded you are to immediately assume he's gay because he had a natural reaction to it.
PennyForAThought 0
FYL for taking it so seriously. It's completely normal, but it's just the kind of thing that certain people will take the piss out of 'cos of the boner but under the circumstances, health is surely more important. And shit man, your wife is cruel. Though I guess it could be quite funny from her pov... lol! xx
Turnip_Girl 0
Good news: your prostate's fine. Bad news: your wife's a bitch.
keepitcool 0
haha #59... keep trying ;)
kira1kira 0
Oy vey
MissSpider13 0
Your wife is so mean :(
annamg 0
your wife is a bitch. that sort of thing is private. I'm sure she wouldn't find it so hilarious if you told everybody about her latest gyno exam.
PaulG10 0
the prostate is the male g-spot, not getting a boner during such an examination to me would be more embarrassing -- erectile dysfunction much? obviously not for you :) your wife could respect your embarrassment though i guess and shut her mouth but whatever, its no biggie
soohungry 0
LOL at #27, South Park or Family Guy, I can't remember which.