Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
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Brolin 4
Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something
Chfanfiction 0
Not **** you life. **** your wife. She's a bitch. ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."
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Comments (248)
Weil 0
#38- Umm, what.
LesYeuxDeDario 0
That just natural, It can happen : D Sometimes you find some new surprising stuff in yourself you werent aware of it until now ... ]:->
jmeg_fml 0
Hahaha #11 Hey, you know, you could always use this new knowledge to your advantage. More specifically, your wife could use it. It can be her way to pay you back for telling all your friends. Though, dude, no shame. It IS funny.
FBIWarning 0
lol why was your wife in the room with you? awkward much?
Ilovelife07 0
Thank you 41, beat me to it
SexyMami15 0
I'd go with the fact that your wife told everyone because a prostate exam is basically "milking" the prostate. lol. Still sucks though.
mattmag 0
Boners can be induced by pressure in certain areas. The prostate is one of them. I know a gay guy who enjoys betting straight guys that he can't give them a boner, then he just touches them in the right place and gets money. And your wife sounds funny, be happy she's open like that.
jncwmnd 0
your wife sounds like an ass..even if she does havae a good sense of humor, thats not the kinds of things she should tell people..you should tell her friends any info after her next exam and im not even a male obviously..but i've heard that it is normal to get a boner after a prostate exam..so not an FML on the first part
shadowsx1101 0
OP: i feel bad for you for the fact your wife went around and told. I for one think she is a bitch for doing that. D: Oh well at least you now know its normal to get a "hard-on" in a prostate exam.
zeboobalo94 0
wow, the point of a prostate exam is to see if your prostate is working, when they check you are supposed to get a boner. but your wife telling everyone is doesnt really matter. you are supposed to get a boner...