Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
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Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
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Brolin 4
Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something
Chfanfiction 0
Not **** you life. **** your wife. She's a bitch. ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."
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Comments (248)
Crueldeath 0
awwwtch...
elemandem 0
#15, enjoying prostate stimulation doesn't make you a homosexual. kthx.
yankees413 0
Lmao dude I have Nuthin to say
califormula 0
then why did you post?
amazingkate 0
have you asked your wife if she learned anything from watching the doctor do his thing?
ssfchik17 0
#3 screw her also means have sex with her, smart one.
NoMercy_fml 0
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Are you sure you rember it that way. You sure it wasn't all black and white and grainy with a shaking cam like feel. If he violated you you should report him. Medical rape is a growing problem. Either that or you're gay.
jonnymohio 2
Getting a boner during a prostate exam - that's pretty normal. Don't feel bad about it. But FML your wife for telling everyone. On the plus side, at least now you know that you can expand your sexual repertoire in bed. Start shopping for a strap-on for your wife.
chakrabs 0
Its a reflex
magestic 0
Prostate is a natural errogenous zone, so don't sweat that dude. Your wife on the other hand is a different matter. She's trying to be cool & funny at your expense. You should tell the people she has told, that it's sad you got more turned on by the exam, then she's made you feel in a long time. That will shut her up! :c)
Fire_lights 0
Roflmao! Awesome advice 8DD xDD
hurr 0
Cue the ignorant 13-year-old chorus of "omg dude ur gay lol omfg". It's a purely autonomic reaction -- exactly like the appearance of goose bumps when you get chilled. Read a book, kids.