Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
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Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
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Top comments
Brolin 4
Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something
Chfanfiction 0
Not **** you life. **** your wife. She's a bitch. ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."
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Comments (248)
Jsgirl 0
Stap your wife with that boner!
clockworkrainbow 3
Your wife isnt very nice. Its not so much an FYL than it is a FYWL.. She doesnt have anything better to talk about with her friends? Thats messed up.
blahblahblah43 0
why would your wife tell everyone? thats just messed up.
misssweetie 0
Um . . . So your upset that your wife because she told everyone she knows. And then you go and post it online for the world to see. Aren't you just the brightest flower in the garden :D
silvermoonstar3 3
wow people fail. 1. It's not a gay thing; it's a guy thing. You're supposed to feel pleasure when stuff touches that area. 2. YDI for telling your blabby wife 3. You just posted it for everyone else to see.
hahaha6 0
#57 FTW!!!
I_am_stupid_also 6
Big deal, so your wife is having some fun. Anyway, it seems that the prostate is also the g-spot for women as well. Women have some prostate tissue and is located where the g-spot is.
Special_Kfed 0
"I went in for a physical/guinea pig removal but it turns out I was the guinea pig... for his sexual experimentation!" It's just a prostate exam. Your reaction was normal. Your wife's reaction was uncalled for. Tell her to grow up and keep it pushin!
xHaniffax 0
OP: what you gotta realise is that doctors have loads of patients so, this doctor's probably done this examination loads of times and this isn't the first time this has happened and it won't be the last for the doctor...so don't feel bad or embarassed your wife should stfu.
Will09 0
Reminds me of Family Guy when Peter got his prostate. He ran around the town crying with his pants down. AHAHAHAHAH