Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML
Today, I surprised my friend at their birthday party with a confetti cannon. I pulled the string, expecting colorful joy. Instead, it misfired, launched backwards and smacked me in the forehead. The confetti came out five seconds later, directly onto my dazed head. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML
Today, I was hanging with friends up at my best friend's cabin. We were in his hot tub cracking jokes when he told one that sent me into a fit of hysterics. He tried to shut me up by splashing water on me. It worked, because when I jerked my head to the side, I dislocated a rib. FML
Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML
Today, I was throwing a surprise birthday party for my friend. As we all hid in the dark waiting for him to arrive, I unexpectedly sneezed so loudly that I scared everyone, and they jumped out before he had even finished unlocking the front door. FML
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Top comments
Atropos_fml 0
Who would ever think that's a good idea?
fahubugahds 0
pellet guns aren't loud... at all
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Comments (150)
Atropos_fml 0
Who would ever think that's a good idea?
dorowz 0
Your friend's an idiot.
Fmylifffeee 0
i believe you meant it was going well. hahaha sorry. but that hurrrrrts i've blown mine before
heavenandhell 0
so, so dumb
dem54 0
shooting your arm probably would have been a better idea ..
mcullen21 0
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
fahubugahds 0
pellet guns aren't loud... at all
Hillbilly77pony 0
I agree
PvtParts417 15
30-06 went off right next to my ear and I was fine
fraz206 11
Some airguns are actually pretty loud
alex_vik 1
Hope you're not a musician.
RaquelRox2299 0
people can still be musicians even with a blown out ear drum, even when they're deaf...
Ilikepie82479 20
Not really, they can play things like piano or guitar but not a wind instrument because you have to be able to hear whether you're in tune or not (it's the most important part)
maggy_fml 0
xD wow
fahubugahds 0
shooting yourself in the arm = bad idea