Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
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Brolin 4
Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something
Chfanfiction 0
Not **** you life. **** your wife. She's a bitch. ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."
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cuteguyoO 0
Male/female doctor? ;p
bty245 0
girls got no respect
funk49 0
YDI, some things you just shouldn't tell anyone, not even your spouse.
christopherlove 0
Your prostate is connected to your penis at the other end (your penis doesn't stop where it meets your body). The prostate is the male's G-spot and will cause ejaculation if stimulated enough without anything having to touch your penis. Many straight men enjoy anal play on a regular basis. Still, your wife owes you a big sloppy *******.
Guch 0
Ugh maybe it shoudl be Today, I found out I am highly judgemental are are concerned what everyone thinks of me, FML. Who cares what they think?
DarkMirror 0
"I had a realization today; 50,000 gay men can't be wrong!"
kellster 2
Hey, there's no shame in the boner part! Most men respond that way to someone/something touching their prostates! It wasn't about who was doing it; it's just a natural response on the part of your body. Yay for having discovered a potentially new fun zone! What sucks is that your wife is such an immature, insensitive person. Why would she tell people???? That's so rude! That kind of thing should have been kept private between the two of you. Obviously she's uncomfortable with the fact that you got aroused. A more mature person would run with it and find ways to work that into your own sex lives, not be embarrassing you in front of your mutual friends. That's the part that really sucks, and I'm sorry!
Some___Guy 0
Yes #17 #3, work on it. "**** your wife... ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."" I mean like, "give it to her good." No wait, "give her a screaming ******." Damnit, that's not it either.
EcGyMz 0
Was the doctor a guy or a girl because if it was a girl than that's ok but if it was a guy then. . .
icantevenhandle 0
#27-Ha great Family Guy reference! Oh and you're wife is a bitch. If she knew anything about how men's bodies work she would have know that what happened was a natural response. You should bitch slap her and lay the law down.