Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML
Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
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Top comments
skiier4life 1
he's a douche because he couldn't contol an uncontrollable function?
kyonichii 4
Jeez, I hope her hands weren't cold.
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Comments (272)
paramorexx 0
lmaoo haha :P
cooluc 0
great icebreaker?
Pixie333 6
Wow. Haha!!! Have fun with that!
LemonMan 0
....And then you shot a Porno!
bobmandude 0
Hey, who can hide it?
drav 0
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why'd you take your pants off if you had an ear problem
CHUCKBARTOWSKl 0
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did u come when her soft hands were feelin ur junk
nates0210 0
i don't see the fml in this. today a very attractive woman saw my junk and there were no lawsuits involved fml.
skiier4life 1
lol 28, it's rear, not ear! haha
gaza244 0
haha
rolltide13 0
I agree, there is no fml, only fml there should be is bc u didn't bang her
Aj4710 0
Sucks in most viewpionts...
Phil_McCracken 0
28= FAIL!
asianwolf 2
maybe you can reshedule for an appointment In the front rather than the rear.
cincyboy 0
that's embarasing
caittycat95 0
she shooda been flattered. op it's nbd she probley new way she was doing. why else would she show her ( big cleavage ) lol
tjigga 0
too bad she was turned off at how small it was. jk
PandasRtheShit 0
thats when you are supposed to say.. You like what you see?
OmgGuessWhatChic 0
this is only an fml if she didnt start suckin it when she saw it
ButtNekked 0
I inferred that your older then 10 by saying cleavage instead of boobies, at which I don't see how you could get a boner unless she walked in naked. Control your hormones, also FYL if ur parents where in the room with you.
mikeyj5 0
I bet she was freaked out
JeaanPauul 0
control yourself haha.
Shell02 0
hahah at least you didnt go in to be checked for testicular cancer.
degco44 0
@78 It's kinda impossible to control hormones. Erections happen at random times.
bwhahaha_fml 10
and that is why you should be a doctor :) pull down you pants bitch...
killerviral 0
how is this an fml
hannahpie45 0
he said rear, like his butt, not his ear... lol that rhymes!! =)
GeneralCha 3
Lol number 28 was making a scrubs reference xD
topbanana 0
hahahahah wow. all I have to say is wow hahahaha
Marv88 0
you mean embarrASSing
harryman04 0
fake. why would she have you pull down your pants for an ear problem? also 2 you're way cute :))))
9010649 3
it says REAR not EAR...
harryman04 0
OH ... maybe it's not fake.
theawesome 0
he said rear, not ear
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
@ButtNekked I inferred that you can't spell 'than'.
gozar_fml 1
AND SHE HAD COOKIE NIPPLES
UnearthlyEnemy 9
Amen!
Noah_h 0
I def read "ear" too hahahaha
anona_fml 0
haha!!!!
andruha1123 5
sounds like a nice first day
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
that's happened to me b4
kwdiver803 0
rear....not earq
iloveloosy12 0
at least it was huge right? yeaah..
Justin714 1
#41 exactly
mfmylifesrsly 30
it's like those doctor patient pornos! :D
schnitzel5 0
hahaha she probly gets that a lot, at least u didn't **** on her
mapleh 0
not ear.rear
schnitzel5 0
that's like me telling u to not have an ****** or not to have your period
KaylynKicks 0
lol I second that!!!!! btw I love how ur shirt says pants on the ground!!!!!! lmao
skishy 0
lol, I thot it was ear too, I was soo confused :p
valmont_fml 0
Control your hormones? That doesn't even make sense! Frequently, it's an involuntary reaction.
deathgrowl6 0
haha I thought it said ear instead of rear at first too
LamesauceDx 0
rear...
Justforlolz 14
maybe she'll check that too. LOL
coolstorybro6969 6
REAR not ear
coolstorybro6969 6
Why would you go the doctors with you parents for a problem like that if your 28 years old?
Thisonesforyou 0
You're an idiot, just because you're a man doesn't mean you're going to bang her.
Missy612 14
Rear fucktard.
tooflirty 8
How come when a guy have an uncontrollable boner he must have controle his hormones , yet when a woman go all coco while she is on her period or pregnant it's ok ?
martialart1st18 19
I love this
samantha_durano 6
hahaha, you deserve it pervv :)
cyberotter 0
we can't help it when it happens
Billbo23 0
sam is hott
blitzen123 0
The perv does deserve it. :P
zackman108 0
any straight guy would be a "perve" in that situation by your standerds
morfoodpleezz 0
blitzen123 ur pretty
jugger 0
fake
blitzen123 0
Thanks!
DGross 8
By the OP stating his "hard on" was "huge" I fail to see the FML part in this FML unless *his parents were in the room which would be awkward *he was ashamed he failed so hard at controlling his erection...
gozar_fml 1
why is he a perv - it is a natural human male response.
wilderraw 0
blitzen123 ur really cute
wrestlerbeast 0
blitzen and sam are very pretty haha
morfoodpleezz 0
I said t first!
morfoodpleezz 0
hey I said it first she was pretty first! :)
blitzen123 0
Thanks guys. :P
wrestlerbeast 0
your welcome
tintata123 8
Seriously.. how many people have to comment 'rear not ear' ?!
orangesodaftw 0
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Ugh, way to be a douche.
skiier4life 1
he's a douche because he couldn't contol an uncontrollable function?
MadPercussion 0
yeah seriously. nobody can legitamitly say YDI to this.
tyrob911 0
how is he a perv or a douche? seriously any straight guy would have had the same reaction there and that includes your boyfriends
tyrob911 0
and fathers too to yall ladies
MrsUchiha 0
So, who's the one who bent over?
TheObnoxiousNarw 1
Lol 15's right! Random erections (or just erections) are uncontrollable. You cant just tell ur penis to stop! it's uncontrollable
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 2
How did she respond? lolz
kyonichii 4
Jeez, I hope her hands weren't cold.
blademaster23 0
nice bang the **** outta her!!
bbuba 0
agreed
honestlove11 0
def. a virgin, ferreal.
DGross 8
Not how it works in the real world Blade... Better reconsider what you want to do with your life...
ioceano 0
Damn nice biceps... no ****
treesdevin 0
haven't you seen boobs before.? how old are you like ten
tyrob911 0
he never said he hadn't seen boobs before. since your name's Devin, I imagine you're a dude unless otherwise. just incase you can't tell, what OP saw is basically one of the many fantasies that normal straight guys wish for. So it has nothing to do with being a virgin or never seeing boobs before
DGross 8
Devin owned...
treesdevin 0
hahaa tyrob...I'm sorry you and the OP can't even get some pussy...at least have a girl show you her boobs...just because I've done it already doesn't mean you have to be mad at me bitchh....pussy moneyy weed 8) the only things that matter in this ****** up world
gkings18 1
oh yah, devins definatly a virgin haha, hes "already done it" makes him sound like he's 12 haha
EmperorPsycho 0
gkings exactly... and even if u still have "done it" I'm pretty sure you'd still get turned on by huge cleavage...
Inquizeron 18
You realize that you sound like some broke street rapper trying to make it in Detroit (not Eminem)? People actually have dreams in the world, such as curing cancer or colonizing Mars, and yours are vaginas, currency, and cannabis... This is why we need weekly executions for people like you.
tylercarolinex 21
bit extreme.
wasup21 0
did she like it? if she acted wired then fyl but otherwise...
khaos888 0
same thing happened to me on a sports physical sucked dick, specially since she was a student at my same school interning
Diannaa 0
Wait.... What??
ButtNekked 0
A girl with a penis?
thatguynamedsky 32
he got a physical from a girl from his school who was interning as a nurse/doctor
chaos753159 4
i moderated dis
nomnommonster 0
You, sir, should receive an award for that accomplishment.
louie111887 0
ha ^
TheObnoxiousNarw 1
lol good for you