Today, I got to my weekly drama group a bit late. Everyone looked surprised when I walked in. Casually, I sat down and apologised for being late. I thought everyone looked awkward, probably because it turned out I'd been kicked out of the group. The teacher had decided to announce it before making sure I'd got the email. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
Today, the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stopped to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Today, I asked my group via Discord if we had a meeting with the professor we're working with on a project. I got to chatting with someone else regarding the class we had just gotten out of, and forget to check the Discord until hours later, realizing one of my group mates had said yes, and that I had missed it all. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I went to college, where I'm studying for my dream job. Despite getting up at 5am to catch the earliest bus into town, I arrived ten minutes late. My professor knows my circumstances, but is still threatening to kick me off the course if I don't "arrive on time like everyone else." FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
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Top comments
SpaceMannn 0
I sure hope you made a dramtic exit out the door.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
And the fact that you don't check your email in a timely manner is your teacher's fault how? On a side note, how bad must you suck to get kicked out of a drama club.
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Comments (64)
BahBah_The_Sheep 0
Now get back in the kitchen ;)
KingDingALing 9
OP- call your teacher a "raging ****" XD
Tasanasanta 0
The sexist jokes just aren't funny... ever. I've only ever heard 1 good sexist joke.
ladykat 0
What was it 18?
iskusmarines 0
OMFG I LOVE AVENGED SEVENFOLD
guiltypleasure12 0
get back in the kitchen so all the manly men can get back to drama club? you're right that's wayyyyy to macho for a girl to handle.
hd9280 0
WTF is that?! lol. retarded.
LightningLadyy 0
18, you hypocrite.
beachbabe098 3
Your an asshole
lolive_9 2
It makes little, uneducated 14-year-old twirps feel powerful to say "Get back in the kitchen." Hurr hurr. You're so funny.
honestlove11 0
wowww. what a loser of a teacher. maybe you weren't very good in the group anyway :P
awhsum 0
yea, darn teacher :| btw #2 I love your necklace.! nevershoutnever right? :)
honestlove11 0
yeahhh buddy! :)
porter12 0
this isn't even an fml. I agree with 1
spidersilkx9 0
don't be late next time.
Jessi2487 0
did u read the fml? there wont be a next time.... duuuh
spidersilkx9 0
cool.
heyjenn 0
She was joking. Now stop making out with yourself and get outside.
Jessi2487 0
hey... im the only person tht enjoys making out with me... *sighs* ok ill stop :(
heyjenn 0
Is that why you've posted 14 fml's?
that1guyyy 12
kenn stop being a bitch and **** off
CitizenSnipz 0
33 is cute :D
Jessi2487 0
yes... as a matter of fact it is. so wat. i get lonely lol sike
SpaceMannn 0
I sure hope you made a dramtic exit out the door.
M2M4Ever 0
I agree!
Girreth 7
Don't be such a "drama queen".
hd9280 0
lol. stupid. how'd they vote to place this on FML.... yea listen to #1.
HeretoBlame 3
Agree with #10 this fml sucks..
Anti666 17
Holy shit I didn't realize no more drama meant the end of the world.
CACC_fml 0
Trollers are gonna troll