Today, my boyfriend told me, "Don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that I will be willing to have sex with him in public. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I love my boyfriend very much don’t get me wrong, but we’re both still young and I don't want sex yet. I thought we were on the same page, I think we still are, but last night he attempted to make me horny. He said some dirty things and I'm not into that. I have big boobs, so guys hit on me a lot, but I thought he was different. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML
Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
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LiveThenDie 2
That's just disturbing! Why do it in public?
Nyc__Princess 0
In public ? Oh god. Nobody wants to see that !
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Comments (126)
BlargHonk 0
Thank you for not doing it in public. Apparently, your boyfriend doesn't understand that when you're in public, there might be people who don't want to see two people *******.
EmoX_hate 0
omg how is that being immature?? get a boyfriend that respects u.
Helena_18 0
why don't u go 4 it ???? jkkk .dump that psycho
liiipzs0swe3t 0
I think that's cute lol
OverFlash 15
Some people just have some twisted opinions on what's "cute".
ocrisia137 0
sex in public is underrated. its awesome knowing you could get caught. you dont have to do it where everyone walking by would actually know, but do it so if they really looked they could. people arent paying that much attention. for example, you could wear a short skirt and no undies and sit on his lap in the park..
ThankfullyNotYou 1
I would suggest moving on to someone new who is mature enough not to expect you to do everything he fantasizes about. Especially since it's illegal here. He should know the difference by now. If he constantly talks about it. Get another boyfriend. You'll feel better.
Gatorade420 0
Doing it in public is awesome. YDI for being lame.
HeyitsShawn 0
wow. thats rediculous. i guess he wanted to put on a show fyl
CheapGodiva 0
You're stupid break up with him
Crncj 0
when I first read this I saw " my brother told me, blah blah blah, mature as me". By this he meant that I will be willing to have sex with him in public. FML