Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today at university, I saw a girl on crutches struggling to make it up the stairs to the dining center. Feeling sympathetic, I politely offered to help her with her bags, and she declined. By declined, I mean she maced me. FML
Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, several of my apartment complex neighbors walked right by me as I struggled to clean the inches thick, icy snow off of my SUV. I’m 4’11. Not one person offered to assist me, even after I slipped and fell several times. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
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Top comments
xRezSynn 15
At least you tried. Not many people around like you...
Knightchaser27 25
Your heart was in the right place
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Comments (86)
xRezSynn 15
At least you tried. Not many people around like you...
Stalkerloo 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Were you trying to say not many people like OP, or not many people are as kind as OP?
hellobobismyname 24
I think it was pretty obvious what he meant.
mb2_native 15
42.. Just stop. Their comment was pretty self explanatory and needs no more 'Break-down' on what it means.
Sandman366 6
52-Unfortunately, common sense, isn't...
Knightchaser27 25
Your heart was in the right place
apollojon 11
Its a shame his muscles were'nt. :P
andyyroxx 20
Neither was your apostrophe. Not trying to scrape a rectum but the heart IS a muscle. I know what you mean though, haha.
IscoreOnU 19
The cardiac muscles are strong with this one. However everything else seems not to be. Sorry op. You tried. It happens :/
Whytetrash 21
Aww. Good for you for doing the right thing though, it was a sweet thought.
DoubleBlumpkin 4
Hey there, its not your fault that she was overweight. It is your fault that you are scrawny and weak, but at least you are not stuck in a wheelchair..and fat.
Whytetrash 21
Douchenugget.
MatteKudasai 17
4- I think you need to re-read the FML.
DoubleBlumpkin 4
No, I'm pretty sure I read it correctly the first time. Weak guy, potentially a fat chick in a wheelchair (assumed fat yet not defined in the above statement) and a slippery hill which leaves us with a crying fat chick in a wheelchair....
Nicholi124 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why did you even ask to help if you know your weak?? Lol good effort tho
gc327072 31
Because he's a good person, who tryed anyway. Some people actually try to help others, y'know?
mb2_native 15
I'm sorry. 'Tried'. It was just bugging me. But the size of your body don't matter if you ain't got a good heart. Unless your a hitman.
dathan 14
I'm sorry. 'doesn't', 'haven't' and 'you're'.
BlueFlatts 20
You're 2 for 3 on that one 58. I believe he got the 'your' correct, nice try though.
laya_fml 26
74- Nope, he was right
SillyGirl4602 23
53, you should look at your own comment before correcting others.
mb2_native 15
Haha My bad. I was in a rush to get to work, and wanted to comment. Thumbing myself self down now.
hama806 19
Not enough good samaritans like you these days OP. Keep it up.
charvisioku 22
****'s sake... it's icy. It's a goddamn wheelchair. She should know that they can be hard to push up icy slopes. What is it with these women on FML and their "Oh god I'm so fat" complexes lately? Honestly....
oj101 33
Aw, this is probably the saddest and most misunderstood FML :( I thought I had problems, but they seem trivial now. At least you have a good heart OP
NickKuiper 8
FBOYL - F**k Both Of Y'all's Life
Dilwann 27
y'all's? What's wrong with 'your'?
capslockisgood 19
14 Are y'all implying that your could ever come even close to y'all in terms of awesomeness? Because if y'all are, good sir, I recommend y'all write y'all own FML.
dmoran20 27
I'd explain y'all to you, but then I would have have to explain fixin, real BBQ, crawfish and a few other things that you should experience yourself. So, when your ready.. Marci Gras is waiting for u. I'll even give you a hurricane ;-)
dmoran20 27
Not only is Mardi Gras waiting but so it the asshole who taught me how to proofread.
heyitsvanessaa 9
And who said chivalry was dead?
loveashlley 6
Nelly Furtado.
mb2_native 15
Chivalry is the first thing to come to my mind. I even hold the door open when they 20ft away. I always say you're welcome and have a nice day.