Today, my boyfriend told me, "Don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that I will be willing to have sex with him in public. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I love my boyfriend very much don’t get me wrong, but we’re both still young and I don't want sex yet. I thought we were on the same page, I think we still are, but last night he attempted to make me horny. He said some dirty things and I'm not into that. I have big boobs, so guys hit on me a lot, but I thought he was different. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML
Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
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LiveThenDie 2
That's just disturbing! Why do it in public?
Nyc__Princess 0
In public ? Oh god. Nobody wants to see that !
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Comments (126)
Hazzabro 0
1st comment yes !
karimkz 0
haha wtf do it in walmart
perdix 31
I know a girl who does it in Wal-Mart. She's just too cheap to BUY the Great Value condoms, so she just uses them in the store and leaves without paying.
jwc93 0
walmart is the spot to do it
madarchod 0
I doubt if there is walmart in Switzerland
BelleElle_fml 0
Yeah, they don't have Wal-Mart they have Migros.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Don't worry op! I'd **** you wherever you want me to! Jk, you wouldn't wanna **** me...
KiddNYC1O 22
lmao^
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Aye, but if you have a thing for my fat pussy < I'm sure he can show you a godd time!
prinzess_fml 25
Migros rocks
KingDingALing 9
33- So uh...how much for an hour with that fat pussy of yours? <My dog is really horny, as you can see... ;p
pwincessa23 1
cocoa puffs
PizzaGuy11 0
not walmart, mcdonalds at nite on the slides is the place to be for my city.
mooshibear140 4
Sex in public? That's disgusting. Nobody (well most people don't) want to see that.
LiveThenDie 2
That's just disturbing! Why do it in public?
prinzess_fml 25
that's what we do in switzerland google zeus in küssnacht or freubad in recherswil and then of course if you want more privacy you can find many nice spots in the wild
xgetxbentx 13
3 - the adrenaline rush is supposed to make for an extremely intense ******.
queencitystoner 0
what's wrong with public sex? lol it's pretty exhilarating, just don't do it outside during the winter(learned my lesson the hard way)
CallMeHush 1
Always keep your boots on in the snow.
skimonkey96 0
do you have ANY modesty?? at all?? clearly not!
queencitystoner 0
haha nope
Astroman129 7
19, never expect to get modesty on FML.
5t3ff1k4h 45
You can do it in the winter! Just come prepared!
queencitystoner 0
lol yupp flannel plaid shirt and longjohns haha growing up in northern Canada toughens you up
DjeePee 25
You know what's worser than having sex in a park at winter? Having sex in a park in the mud at winter. Never again. I prefer dressing rooms, it's still kinky, but you have your privacy.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Damn *****!.. I wish I could get laid..
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Just gotta stay out of the wind. Chapping's no fun, and there are some places you don't want to apply the Blistex.
queencitystoner 0
lol chapped "lips" if ya catch my drift haha
kmarie7823 7
I think it's pretty exciting :) just it's not too fun when you're on the beach and get sand in unwanted areas :-/
Schizomaniac 24
48 was owned.
Freeze_fml 17
^ LOLWUT?
rolas1 0
only reason u should b worried is if he doesn't finish fast enough XD
fireblait 0
thats horrible
Nyc__Princess 0
In public ? Oh god. Nobody wants to see that !
cantfightfate 0
just because it's in public doesn't mean people are going to see you. that's the excitement about it, the possibility of being caught.
Nyc__Princess 0
Or going to jail.
cantfightfate 0
believe it or not, cops really do have better things to do than arrest people for having sex. although it may happen, it's unlikely. However does that not go along with "getting caught?"
KiddNYC1O 22
Better things to do!? Like what? Pulling people over for tints or arresting people for simple possession?
cantfightfate 0
yes exactly like that. and searching innocent peoples cars.. harrassing them about DUIs. stuff like that.
KiddNYC1O 22
Wait, do you condone DUI? lol
cantfightfate 0
lol no I've been harrassed for DUI when I was sober. I agree that cops harrass and arrest people when they are bored but for having sex? not typically.
ChubEchaser 0
I think that's the stupidest thing I have heard all day. if caught and convicted you WILL have to register as a sex offender.
A_Khalifa 0
In soviet Russia, cops **** you
alex1502 0
I agree, dump his ass
Seba_2020 0
ydi for not ******* at the park
iampunk 0
I'm with him.
boopityboppity 11
You're with stupid, then?
PizzaGuy11 0
C-C-C-C-CHAIN BREAKER!!!!^ even tho it wasnt much of a chain.
Astroman129 7
*combo
CallMeHush 1
Awww come on, people do it behind our equipment all the time, we love the show.
Tikwichka 5
The same people, or do you get to enjoy a variety?
CallMeHush 1
Variety, we are in a big industrial park. we screw with the repeaters by having my whole crew parade by after they have had a while to get going.
tnlander 20
Anyone notice that the girls are like "eww" and the guys are like "yeah". Go on, be adventurous. Give him a hummer behind the quickie mart.
SiraSiemens 21
which is funny cuz ive had a couple of dates who wanted to do it in public, i was a bit vanilla and wasnt exactly thrilled by the idea. obviously i regret that now xD