Today, my boyfriend told me, "Don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that I will be willing to have sex with him in public. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I love my boyfriend very much don’t get me wrong, but we’re both still young and I don't want sex yet. I thought we were on the same page, I think we still are, but last night he attempted to make me horny. He said some dirty things and I'm not into that. I have big boobs, so guys hit on me a lot, but I thought he was different. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML
Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
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LiveThenDie 2
That's just disturbing! Why do it in public?
Nyc__Princess 0
In public ? Oh god. Nobody wants to see that !
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Comments (126)
boopityboppity 11
I don't know about you, but I'd rather wash my mouth out with soup. Maybe 70 was being generous.
gigilvrs6 0
You've got yourself some safe sex right there
KatieKhaos 0
Yay, that means i'm mature
factioncoalition 0
Swiss women need to relax a lil. Sex in pub is exciting and if you get caught...3some!!
purple91 8
Public sex ftw.
meintx 9
movie theater sex ftw
CharlieAndChapli 0
I'm a bit of an exhibitionist. Public sex is the shit. Do it under a blanket at a football game or behind the shower curtains at Bed Bath and Beyond
mightymart 5
err.. whats with every chick i know or hear about going out with dickheads today?!
R3kli3 10
Uhmm awkward
BeachPanda 0
he's right