Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
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Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, I got a call from my 8 year-old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML
Today, my wife found out my son masturbated and wanted to send him to counseling. Thinking she was overreacting, I told her I masturbated when I was a teen so he should turn out like me. She began sobbing uncontrollably. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
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Top comments
fjvitt 14
Well, I’ve never really seen a girl masturbating in public....so maybe he’s right???
newwitch2010 11
Well, it’s good to have goals I suppose.
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Comments (8)
newwitch2010 11
Well, it’s good to have goals I suppose.
fjvitt 14
Well, I’ve never really seen a girl masturbating in public....so maybe he’s right???
Gubbon 17
Have you seen a boy do so?
RichardPencil 32
A hand in the crotch is never a good look in public. If he insists that public masturbation is his thing, he's just going to have to stick it out.
Gubbon 17
There's other methods than the "stick your hands down your pants", you know?
swingnmiss 9
Is that why shallow pockets in women's apparel?
slowhandjp 18
More easily 🤣
carrs2154 9
Why does he think girls can ********** in public? That's ridiculous.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
A 10-year-old should not know what masturbation is, much less be doing it. This whole "gender identifying as opposite gender" thing is getting out of hand.
Gubbon 17
So many things wrong with that comment.
samomaha 17
Wow. Just . . . wow. Speechless in the face of complete and utter idiocy.
WistayShlaio82 13
When I was 10 I was more worried about playing army with my friends using our toy guns and buying all the mouth coloring candy the corner store had on Saturdays