Today, I love my boyfriend very much don’t get me wrong, but we’re both still young and I don't want sex yet. I thought we were on the same page, I think we still are, but last night he attempted to make me horny. He said some dirty things and I'm not into that. I have big boobs, so guys hit on me a lot, but I thought he was different. FML
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Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, my boyfriend's been distant lately so I told him he was not like this when we first started talking. He replied that it's because he was horny at the time, so now I'm stuck with his nonchalant ass. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, "Don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that I will be willing to have sex with him in public. FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I once fooled around innocently with another girl. He’s now trying to force me to "explore my bisexuality". Not because he thinks it’s a healthy expression, but he thinks it’s "hot" and wants to set up threesomes. FML
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smoochmysnoot 6
It’s fine if you’re not ready for a sexual relationship. It seems that your boyfriend is looking for something that you’re not into, and putting pressure on you to do, and that’s not okay. I don’t understand all the votes for YDI, you’ve done nothing wrong! Tell your bf to chill out or kick rocks..
core01 30
Agreed. He is pressuring you to have sex. Someone who so easily crosses the boundary you set doesn't respect you. Cut him loose. There are men out there who will respect your boundaries.
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Comments (5)
Skinyrd 17
Are we talking you’ve only been together a month or two or over a year? Cuz the amount of time you’ve been together is important here.
Justkidding100 41
if you don't want your bf to be interested in you, then don't have a bf. you don't have to want to have sex but how can you expect your partner to not be attracted to you?
smoochmysnoot 6
It’s fine if you’re not ready for a sexual relationship. It seems that your boyfriend is looking for something that you’re not into, and putting pressure on you to do, and that’s not okay. I don’t understand all the votes for YDI, you’ve done nothing wrong! Tell your bf to chill out or kick rocks..
core01 30
Agreed. He is pressuring you to have sex. Someone who so easily crosses the boundary you set doesn't respect you. Cut him loose. There are men out there who will respect your boundaries.
butterfly27 1
guys are always thinking and wanting sex… but you have the right to put some boundaries. take what he did as a compliment but don’t give in unless you are totally ready ok? 🙂 be safe!