Today, my boyfriend told me, "Don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that I will be willing to have sex with him in public. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I love my boyfriend very much don’t get me wrong, but we’re both still young and I don't want sex yet. I thought we were on the same page, I think we still are, but last night he attempted to make me horny. He said some dirty things and I'm not into that. I have big boobs, so guys hit on me a lot, but I thought he was different. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML
Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
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LiveThenDie 2
That's just disturbing! Why do it in public?
Nyc__Princess 0
In public ? Oh god. Nobody wants to see that !
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Comments (126)
mahimalil 0
best idea !!!!
Motrcyclecwby 0
lol fkkkkkked
RedPillSucks 33
@54 - At 14 yrs old, pretty much everything is new. Come back in about 20 years and we'll talk.
kmarie7823 7
lmao win! I agree with trying new things but damn at that age?!
boopityboppity 11
"Old enough"? I don't think there's an age limit on decency.
generalfubar 0
I love it when teeny boppers get put into these awkward position, should have never gave it up so quickly
generalfubar 0
what are you 25 minus 11 years old. wash your mouth out with soup
UrLiFsuX 4
most girls end up liking public sex once they experience it. it's just hard to break the first time so choose area that is quiet like the far back of a park that no one goes too.
kiakia0131 23
Personally, I think it's gross for people to have sex in public. My friend has told me that he's had sex four times on our college (COMMUNITY COLLEGE) campus. I was like..."ewww thats disgusting." He was like "it was in the woods." I was like "yeah with the campus day care right next to the woods." And a couple actually got arrested in my town for having sex like right in the middle of town. Like right out in the open lol.
blahzz 4
Yeah don't worry. One day you'll be mature enough.
loso86 2
ydi, bloody grow up
melissa052 0
Oh, come on! Public sex isn't that bad! just find a good public bathroom for the first time... (Around here, Olive Garden's restroom is awesome! as long as it's earlier afternoon on a weekday...) Or the back of a movie theater... Oh, and the car is quite nice, too! Trust me... Don't knock it till you try it! The experience is quite amazing!
boopityboppity 11
When you intentionally kill someone, a stream of endorphins is released, and it feels exhilarating. Trust me... Don't knock it 'til you try it! The experience is quite amazing!