Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied, "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
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Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
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Today, I was on a first date and tried to playfully flick a fry at him. It missed, hit a waiter in the face, and he dropped an entire tray of drinks onto an elderly couple. My date laughed, then excused himself to the bathroom… and never came back. FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
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yoursucklives 36
well you know, internet ads are kinda annoying...
lk2481 4
Guess she doesn't like advertisements....
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alera_fml 12
What was so wrong with that?
FajitaFreak 3
Weird girl, best that it did not progress beyond that point. I never understood people who dislike ads. Just leave for 30 seconds, look at another site, mute the sound, whatever. Or watch it, who knows maybe the ad will appeal to you. It seems to be "the thing" to hate nowadays, ads. It's silly because Youtube is only free, as are most sites, because of ads. The bandwidth costs of hosting a site that streams HD media to millions of people simultaneously is ASTRONOMICALLY expensive.
rastafarhi 0
Well advertising is one of those mind numbing soul sucking things that humanity wastes massive amounts of energy on that we could using in a positive manner to help ourselves and the planet. But hey that's just how I see it.
Cat_Lover24 2
Just say the whole word stupid!!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Clarify which word, stupid.
Skittles_Rawr 8
Are you really a junior in high school? Judging by your name, and excessive use of punctuation, you're actually a 12 year old with no life.
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
Way to be mean to the ad man... Shit lol
THE_A_TEEN 28
If it interest me, then yes I watch them to see what kind of delicious food-like product I want to buy. By the way, which is it, an opinion or joke? Also does your opinion/joke include insulting OP's career?
groupleader 7
Are you on "Mad Men"?
sxdryv 14
I have a strange feeling she misunderstood the word "adverts" for something else. Just a suggestion...u may wanna ask her what she thinks adverts means. If not then, ummm wow crazy bitch.
KiddNYC1O 22
Hi, I'm Roger Lodge and welcome to Blind Date.
DROB125 0
Physo bitch
3rdbass 9
Interesting. Is that a college course?