Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied, "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML
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yoursucklives 36
well you know, internet ads are kinda annoying...
lk2481 4
Guess she doesn't like advertisements....
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Comments (190)
outsidehitter7 9
Maybe she thought u said perverts... =
NoOneCaresReally 8
I live near Stoke-on-Trent, just saying :) And don't worry, she sounds psycho, don't think you're missing out on much! :L
hawlil 1
Luck she showed her true colors right a way rather than 10 dates in count your blessings.
Locoluis 15
YDI. Next time, date someone from your soulless business/marketing/sales kind. And don't say it's "only your job". Nobody forced you to take that career in life.
ElhonnaDS 10
Wow- lol. Really? You speak as though he were a contract killer, a drug dealer or someone who injects cosmetics into bunny rabbits. "Nobody forced you to take that career in life?" lol Are we at the point where the great evils in our society are murder, child abuse and graphic design?
Locoluis 15
Har har. Graphic design is much more than making adverts for a living. I don't think the OP is a graphic designer; he would have said so instead of demoting himself to the level of such parasites. Of course, advertising is not a crime, it's not illegal to fill our streets and mailboxes of junk, we all know that. But that doesn't make it okay. It's the art of making blatant lies beautiful and profitable, to increase sales by deceiving people. To lure them to prefer your products by reasons other than their actual quality, usefulness and price. Clearly he's no boyfriend material. He can't provide a viable future to a woman, not in times of economic crisis. At least not to that girl. He deserves to be dumped on sight.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I bet people just LOVE to be around you.
vbmg152 19
WTF? Maybe she didn't know what that means! Say the whole word next time!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Those ads pay the companies that a either air them on tv, movies, or post them on billboards or on internet web pages. This is what happens when you live in a capitalist society. Would the poor whiny baby what to live in a communist country, or in a poor nation?
McNerdyNerd 8
MAYBE, just MAYBE he makes bilboard ads, or ads for special services. Everything you see needs an ad of some sort, he might not be the guy that 'ruins' your youtube videos...talk about impatient people :( I just want to know what she thought you said? Because that is insane that she's so mad about that haha
MDTeddy 13
Doesn't matter what job it is. As long as you are making mu-un-ay-ay.
ElhonnaDS 10
I do hope all of those people who are complaining about how evil advertising ruins TV/You-Tube/Internet realizes that they pay for those things so you don't have to. If there weren't ads on those sites, they'd have a subscription fee.
bubo_fml 11
She must've confused 'advert' w/ 'pervert!'