Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied, "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The girl then showed me a lump on her breast and asked what to do about it. My date then slapped me and left. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, a woman left our first date just because I didn't like the same character as her on a TV show. FML
Today, I was on a first date and tried to playfully flick a fry at him. It missed, hit a waiter in the face, and he dropped an entire tray of drinks onto an elderly couple. My date laughed, then excused himself to the bathroom… and never came back. FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
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Top comments
yoursucklives 36
well you know, internet ads are kinda annoying...
lk2481 4
Guess she doesn't like advertisements....
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Comments (190)
3rdbass 9
Oh dear, a second FML that has someone saying the f word in the story. It has begun
jebron 13
Typical clay head response.
bjg1009 3
apparently not a fan of mad men
erikajoe11 3
I'm so confused...why did she tell that?
Mirorbo 27
Another FML deserving of a "WTF?!" button!
j_cat187 20
Haha nice stroke on.
Norbury 6
Clearly she's a fan of Bill Hicks. Good lass. If you're in advertising, please kill yourself.
THE_A_TEEN 28
If you're suggesting people to kill themselves because of their career, then please castrate yourself and hit yourself with a blunt object.
crazy4uboi 6
Maybe she thought you make the ones that put viruses on your computers and maybe she's been a victim of that. Or maybe she misunderstood you... Oh well better luck next time.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You're what, 14? And you're telling someone 3 years older than you to grow up? Please...
Ramses3 6
I feel your pain. I write adverts too :/