nikto
Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Isitreallythatbad,
United States
Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML
Aintnosunshine
France
Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML
AwkwardNotCute
Pomona, United States
Dating pool hell
Today, I tried instant online video dating for the first time, after not having much luck on other dating sites. The first date was kind of awkward, and "ended" with a kind of fade out and I could hear her chatting with someone else. "Hella awkward." Fair enough. "But was he cute? - No." FML
well okay then
Calgary, Canada
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Anonymous
Macon, United States
Profile pictures
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Anonycunt
Bonn, Germany
Nope, just nope
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Tiffosaur
United States
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Anonymous
Is this catfishing?
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
James C
Stoke-on-trent, United Kingdom
Tonight, on First Dates…
Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied, "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML
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tigerkyle92 0
Don't worry she was probably checking out how obnoxiously huge your penis was.
perdix 31
Whip out your iPhone and play Angry Birds for the remaining 7 minutes and 50 seconds. Then, await your next humiliation.
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Comments (62)
chippa 24
I'm guessing you look like her last one-night-stand or something. Edit: Or her brother.
HugoBosss_fml 0
It's about time guys throw drinks in girls faces...
urdirtyolduncle 15
OP should've said, "No, it's organic" ;)
RebornProblem 0
Better drink my own piss.
Sulfur183 0
YDI for speed dating.
yak526 0
i read speed dating and thought ydi, why do people feel the need that they always have to be in a relationship
withgoldeneyes 5
or maybe they just can't get a relationship and it's a last resort
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I thought eharmony was the last resort
a_nutritionist 10
@19 and its bad to want to be in a relationship or meeting new people? from the sound of things, speed dating can be a fun social activity. hell, if im single again i may give it a crack, what have you got to lose? ...unless youre this guy.
Ldesu 0
Not exactly the first line you want to hear.
Spaghetti7 5
i think an insult like that is just about equal to a slap.
mtlooney225 0
She was talking about your clothes. The colors clashed.
DeadxManxWalking 27
another reason why I match when I dress lol. if not fully by colors then by a little theme.
blondebrunette11 4
u know this how???
hahafylop 4
That's why you are a blonde.
perdix 31
Whip out your iPhone and play Angry Birds for the remaining 7 minutes and 50 seconds. Then, await your next humiliation.
bibit1990 2
woo!!!! angry birds!!! :D
m0rgana 0
ANGRY BIRDS FTW!!!!!!!
fmlsaves 0
bubble shooter is my most recent addiction along with words with friends
Mish44 3
hahhaa love it!
BigOrca 2
I agree. tell her she is not worth your time.
tigerkyle92 0
Don't worry she was probably checking out how obnoxiously huge your penis was.
mexicotoucher 7
At least you didn't burst out crying
Soloman212 28
The FML doesn't specify the contrary...
siege10 0
it also didn't specify that he wasn't naked or have his shirt inside out. in fact it specified almost nothing. random assumptions are bad for your brain.
unclebunny 7
If OP is crying because some random girl said something to him while speed dating, he's too young.
ILoveEggnog 7
Were you naked?
A7X_LoVeee 10
No that's why it was awkward. DUH!
MarcyMarc 4
so uh, how did that date go?
Livinia 11
Geez, it's a wonder she's single.