Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied, "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The girl then showed me a lump on her breast and asked what to do about it. My date then slapped me and left. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, a woman left our first date just because I didn't like the same character as her on a TV show. FML
Today, I was on a first date and tried to playfully flick a fry at him. It missed, hit a waiter in the face, and he dropped an entire tray of drinks onto an elderly couple. My date laughed, then excused himself to the bathroom… and never came back. FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
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yoursucklives 36
well you know, internet ads are kinda annoying...
lk2481 4
Guess she doesn't like advertisements....
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Comments (190)
brooks10101 1
She was wrong to leave she should have stabed you first and spit in your face then left
PicklesMcRaptor 0
Date someone who doesn't own a computer or a TV. Oh wait, we aren't in Africa.
GoreFast 3
I'm amazed at how ignorant you really are... I'm assuming you are American?? actually we all have computers and TV's in Africa how else am I typing this. but don't feel bad for not knowing that... I once made a guy from America believe we have lions in our back yard and at 12 pm we run around with our pants on our heads... you guys should really open a book or do some research and not just believe the sh*t the media and other sources you get your info from feed you.
fuckmebutdontfml 16
so when is your second date...
bobbos100 2
She thought u said perverts!!!
SAgirl 24
Random much?
htownpostman 16
I don't even understand it all.. What would make some say that? Understanding what it is or not... I can't even picture that scenario in my head in a believable fashion
666from1134 3
Really, Fu*k You! You ruin tv!
alangoes 0
Haha, weird girl
thatpoorchap 3
I think op is getting at the fact she's dumb enough that she thought it menu something else. If that's the case OP, you dodged a bullet.
ajaj26 12
Well that escalated quickly!