Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
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FMLpuppy 3
And this is a daycare for children?
trellz17 19
A used condom wrapper? What the hell are those kids doing!
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MutilatedAbyss 11
You ******* deserve it for allowing that in the childcare center you work in; Things like that should be reported to the owner of the center, not posted about on FML because you feel ******* sorry for yourself for having to clean it up. **** the kids' lives because you obviously don't give a shit about their health or safety.
outoftown 27
#51, Nothing in the post says she didn't report it.
hannnahmarie 14
Why does OP deserve it? It's not there fault that these happened
MutilatedAbyss 11
True, but what gets me is OP saying "I only cleaned the place a week ago". To me that indicates that she thinks it's more about her and not the children in the daycare.
MutilatedAbyss 11
@94, depending on OP's position at the daycare, she would probably have been present throughout the week, and would have seen it (unless the daycare is an absolute mess all the time, in which case she would also deserve it for not trying to set an example to her co-workers and the children in the center). If this is the case, and she was there throughout the week sometime, it should have been cleaned up immediately, regardless of whether or not it's her fault for it entering the center in the first place. Of course, if OP is a janitor or something and only goes there once a week, I give my apologies. However, I've never been to, or even seen a big enough center where they would actually have a janitor/cleaning person, so for now, I'm just going to stick with saying that she deserved it.
ajnorma 16
The "only cleaned it a week ago" comment doesn't mean she's feeling sorry for herself but instead surprised that all these random items (especially a yogurt from 2003) only took a week to appear.
hannnahmarie 14
I'm pretty sure OP doesn't think about themselves and not the kids. Don't go making up different scenarios before you actually know what happened
GirlONaBus 2
I'm surprised the yogurt hasn't exploded already lol
scifichic92 8
I would quit and find a new job, then report this daycare center. The US has very strict policies on daycare centers (legal, registered daycare centers that is.) I worked in a daycare for four years, and we cleaned the place twice a DAY, a total scrub down and yours only has you clean once a week? That is ridiculous! Plus, used condom wrappers and 9 year old yogurt sounds incredibly unsanitary. I am not saying it is your fault because you are just employed there, it doesn't sound like you own the place. You really should report them...
shamrockgal 4
A condom wrapper at a daycare!?!
ProtectTheVibe 2
what flavor was the yogurt? if it was strawberry I'm gonna need that back
CuriousAlien 7
Haha
ljcarranza 16
I didn't think of daycare..I thought of a nursery home.
DoubleBlumpkin 4
From the sound of it I imagine you will find a dead baby on your next scavenger hunt.
perdix 31
Next week, if you find a butt plug, a ball gag, toenail polish remover and/or fine Wisconsin cheddar cheese with dried cranberries in it, I have no idea where those things come from. If you want to mail them to me, I'll reimburse you for the expense.
CuriousAlien 7
Lol,What kind of sick daycare is this!?!?!
lelo007 11
Yea, definitely hope this has gone reported to the proper authorities. The owner of that place should never be able to work with children again! FYL, OP. I hope you have luck in finding another job quickly and easily.