sillyfox4lyfe
United States
Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I got in an argument with my wife. I told her that I feel like she immediately disagrees with anything I say. She immediately disagreed and said she never does that. FML
Cygnus
Ruthven, United States
Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML
fucking_worthless_loser
Concord, United States
Today, I got into an emotional argument with Cleverbot. I ended up apologizing. FML
sninapeters
United States
Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
mindlost
United States
Today, I had an argument over whether or not I should buy some flowers. With myself. Out loud. FML
Anonymous
Edmonton, Canada
What did you say?
Today, whenever I get into arguments, I end up mixing up words. I was trying to prove a point by saying a type of chips, and was debating between Dorito chips or BBQ chips. I ended up saying "burrito chips." I said my friend would "sell me out for a bag of burrito chips." FML
PanFace
Australia
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
Anonymous
So annoying
Today, my girlfriend and I were arguing. I told her that "same" and "similar" were two different words that meant two different things. She said, "I don't know about that, let me research it." This is the level of, "I always need to be right" that I deal with every day. I need to end things, for both of our sakes. FML
itsawonderfulife
United States
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
xoccerplaya
United States
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
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jbird1193 3
no I don't. yes I do
LolliDolly 19
Wait...this isn't normal?
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Comments (197)
jbird1193 3
no I don't. yes I do
jennifer93 0
not gonna lie, this made me laugh
destinyo_ox 0
You're cool xD
shutupYDI 4
I knew someone would do this..
spearhead 5
it could be aspergers....just saying
PurpleRae420 0
not gonna lie I do that too lol
savs11 13
I talk to myself when making decisions. Always when I'm alone though. haha.
dirtyblond 4
It was weird how he'd talk to his finger. o___O" ^^^^
bri_chucksgrl 0
hehe ;)
EverybodyHatesCh 0
I make out with my mirror all the time!! and sometimes we....*whispers* get a little naughty.. So yeah I think it's normal OP
rallets 23
did you try fighting yourself too?
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
hey HEY!!!! u wanna fight!!!?? No no I don't... well take this!!!!!! And u take that!
djsmoove 0
WTF!! seek help!
Cereal_Is_Good 5
it's okay Op, I bet you don't. Shut up, yes they do.
Randuhh_17 4
whenever I get finished with a verbal fight, I always go over the fight outloud, and see where I could've came up with a better come back...it usually ends like this "stupid, that would've been better to say!" "I'm not stupid!"...you should see the stares I get...lmao!
Denikk 0
Lol smeagle... kill them and get the ring!! but they are your friends ... kill them !!
LolliDolly 19
Wait...this isn't normal?
xxxInsanexxx 9
Levels of insanity: 1. talks to self. 2. argues with self. 3. loses argument. 4. is no longer speaking to self.
HeavyMetalViking 0
No, this is SPARTA!!!!
SunDropGirl 0
ok #26 I wouldn't say I go that far but I honestly would consider op's situation just trying to make a hard decision that you have to decide on your own.
Paradoxasaurus 0
Completely normal, actually. For a lot of people it's just a habit, for others it's a way of making decisions. My guess is that OP is a self-described freak who thinks "Oh my God I'm so different" at every abstract thought they happen to have.
nwatso96 0
yea OP lives in Michigan!! hell yea I'm a michigander!
Just_ol_Kole 0
Hooray for Michiganders!
Luvmehateme292 0
GO MICHIGANDERS!!!!!! YEAH!!!
MuffyStJacques 0
I argue with myself all of the time. I thought it was completely normal. :/
GeneralGreivous3 0
I think I'm on level 3 of insanity then.
Brandnewuser 0
HAHA I laughed at 26! ps he was just making a joke.
Loaffer 2
of course it is XD if not I'd be insane
Fowl_fml 0
oh Gee! I reached the level 3!
swimandpolochick 0
That is 101% completely true!!
MDaemonM 14
you see crazy people don't know they're crazy, I know I'm crazy therefore I'm not crazy.... crazy right?
x3herox3 0
I argue with my imaginary friend. People think I'm crazy.
ivanoff 0
I think they make pills for that?
wisericky 12
dont worry, people wont think that you're crazy when you save the world from your imaginary friend.
Luvmehateme292 0
My imaginary friend Richard asked me to marry him last week. I had to turn him down because I'm already engaged to the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland. He proposed with the most beautiful quarter machine ring! Richard didn't know because my ninja hippo had grounded him for lying to me when this happened and I forgot to tell him.
fAiRyMaN3 0
bitch you are crazy
Luvmehateme292 0
Who me? I'm not the crazy one!! That would be my senile handicapped dragon!!
tweetbaby14 18
it stopped being funny when you typed out that essay about your made up relationship....
LilTiki559 13
I found it pretty amusing:).
The_Commentor_ 6
You might acually win the argument.
ceinaworus 0
precccccious
heyitsdiamond 5
It's ok i have convos with myself I learned to live with it its actually common for a lot of people
Hotlanta 5
don't let the voices in your head get to you
JayBear14 11
my boyfriend does that, I do it too, just not at school lmao, your weird OP, weird people rock!!
JayBear14 11
it def does! :D
ImInABox 6
Insanity at it's finest.. Just don't lose those arguments with yourself and then get mad at yourself.
dracogirl3 2
I agree it's one of the six stages of insanity
jeremey602 0
I do it too. I guess im not the only one eh?
justin1104lee 0
the second one
soxgurl46 0
yeah, me too lol. I've come to terms with it.
dirtyblond 4
Me too!!:O
fAiRyMaN3 0
Canadian eh?
Luvmehateme292 0
I don't do it but my imaginary friend Richard does it constantly in class. I have to scold him for being disruptive and then we always get into an argument. He acts like a 2 year old but he's older than my handicapped dragon!
dirtyblond 4
Mexican(:
GeneralGreivous3 0
One of my imaginary friends is not very nice. The other is the calm one. I always listen to the calm one when I'm angry. I'm just weird like that. :3
hootanany23 0
I do that. D:
justin1104lee 0
debby downer