Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
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FMLpuppy 3
And this is a daycare for children?
trellz17 19
A used condom wrapper? What the hell are those kids doing!
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deequu 20
If you work at a daycare, you're suppose I clean everyday.
donut_gurl 8
I work in a daycare, and i have never found ANY of that stuff! where the hell is this daycare? i won't be sending my child there!
Psycho_Babydoll 26
What the **** is a condom wrapper doing in a daycare? You'll probably be finding the condom next week... This is honestly disgusting, though. Twice I've worked in daycares and this kind of thing NEVER happened. The grossest thing we had to deal with was cleaning up a kids puke, and even that wasn't really a regular occurance.
mrssuarez2011 12
I'm a little worried as to why there's a condominium wrapper included in that list. This is also why my children will not be going to daycare.
cherryllollo 7
What is the name of this daycare so I know never to send children there? And you should be more clear... when you cleaned, was it inside or outside that you found these things? Inside... ew wtf. Outside.. understandable. May just be in a rotten part of town.
killaKT 2
I think DSS should be called, like legit.
183933 6
The parents need to be notified, this place needs to be shut down and someone needs to go to jail for child endangerment!
tigersponge2 8
what about the human teeth? that's so disgusting...
greeneye_fml 12
Kids losing their baby teeth I guess.
nanny1010 12
Am I the only person who thinks this FML is totally made up?? It sounds way too extreme. However if it is real, the health department definitely needs to pay them a visit!!
grannygruber 6
Yeah well, per FML rules we aren't allowed to call 'bullshit' in replies I think that rule sucks myself!
mvc3ftw 17
Sounds more like a crackhouse to me.