Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
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Top comments
Lydmyers 9
I can understand someone taking a pad if they REALLY need one and couldn't afford it but being a grot afterwards by leaving the used one on the shelf isn't okay.
Warp1978 15
As Slipknot once said, People = shit
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Comments (8)
Sady_Ct 38
Some people are just grubs.
Vesi 30
Nah.. at least grubs are useful in a variety of ways. Those people are just a total waste of oxygen.
Lydmyers 9
I can understand someone taking a pad if they REALLY need one and couldn't afford it but being a grot afterwards by leaving the used one on the shelf isn't okay.
Inkoseh 33
That's bloody shitty if you ask me.
raingirl 5
sad
Warp1978 15
As Slipknot once said, People = shit
Violeta Rogobete 2
Best guess.. This happend in america?
katydid91 31
Let me guess, you work at Walmart?