Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML
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Top comments
ajh1800 25
As a preschoold teacher myself, you should absolutely hold her accountable and make her clean it up herself since she was the one responsible for watching them while you were on your break. You should also report her to the director since her neglect resulted in having children covered in feces, which is a HUGE health and safety hazard. I'd pull my kid out if that happened. I wouldn't want them with a teacher who doesn't watch them.
bloopaloop 27
“Hadn’t noticed”... You owe them one.
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Comments (12)
Charlie Given 28
Aww it's just a poocasso in training 🤣🤣😂
bloopaloop 27
“Hadn’t noticed”... You owe them one.
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like a ... ... wait on it ... situation where the other teacher pretends not to notice to leave you with a situation that is truly shitty... yeow!!!!
ajh1800 25
As a preschoold teacher myself, you should absolutely hold her accountable and make her clean it up herself since she was the one responsible for watching them while you were on your break. You should also report her to the director since her neglect resulted in having children covered in feces, which is a HUGE health and safety hazard. I'd pull my kid out if that happened. I wouldn't want them with a teacher who doesn't watch them.
mssileas 25
This this this. What the hell kinda place is that where some kid smears shit on other kids and the teacher "doesn't notice". That's so unsanitary and dangerous.
alycion 39
Let her be the one to the parents. They really should be told their kids were covered in crap.
Sinshine 28
How the hell does someone not notice something like that when they're they to watch the children? This sounds to me like this person shouldn't be working in that field. This time, things got smeared with shit, next time it might be something worse.
EmDizzle2007 28
oh... she noticed.
xomby 15
BS she did not notice. The other staff just did not want to clean it up. I work with young children to. I would tell your boss about her negligence.
dasin 18
am i the only person that gets annoyed by "all over" when clearly no one person could ever pooop that much for it to be really all over i mean hurricanes dont even get "all over"
darkshadus 10
apparently you never had to deal with a baby with loose stool that goes up the back and when you pick up the child it squirts out like a frosting bag
donb23 23
Go to your boss and tell them you are not gonna take that crap anymore!