Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, one of the customers at work shat all down the side of the toilet and on the floor. They didn’t even try to make it in the bowl. Guess who had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML
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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
What the actual ****?
wanted_2_want 40
“you can take the monkey out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the monkey”
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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
What the actual ****?
wanted_2_want 40
“you can take the monkey out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the monkey”
tranced_ 45
Just when you thought you've seen worse, you see worse and the worse part is, you've got to clean it! Well now you know how hard it must be for workers down the sewage lines .. Hopefully this won't happen again!
blahblabbity 19
i worked at a tanning salon for 3 years and this actually happens a lot more than you’d think 🙃
PenguinPal3017 19
I'd think zero.
RichardPencil 32
She may be a woman, but there’s no way she’s a lady.
Lillysar91 20
I had to re-read the FML three times to grasp the full magnitude of it!
Spiritbird 17
Omg why the hell did you agree to clean someone else's shit!? There's no way in hell anyone could have forced me to do THAT. I wud have broken their teeth.
Lobby_Bee 18
And you didn't refuse your service because?
PenguinPal3017 19
At least she was thinking ahead. Maybe next time she'll think far enough ahead to use an actual toilet.
Lisa Raible 7
Is it that hard to make it to an actual toilet?!