Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML
Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
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Top comments
rainbowsandshit1 20
And I thought my sneezes were dangerous
MandyMeow_fml 18
Gesundheit, while you're by the fridge you might as well make yourself an ice pack.
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Comments (73)
magicwaterbuffal 1
Don't forget who you are, Simbaaaa
Mf2307 15
i guess you have to be careful where u sneeze hopefully you didnt sneeze alot of times
adam_nvx 19
you're sooooooooooo good looking! (+1^~ to anyone who gets it)
LoganBubblez 7
Bui
1ch4bod_Cr4n3 6
that's the worst case scenario lol
tylerjames_17 10
The bless me, then FML is kind of contradicting
BlindlyWandering 17
Don't you hate when you get your ass kicked by inanimate objects?
Headcrab 29
You're a wizard now.
LaurenRoxsU 9
Expecto... PATRONUM!!! That animal that just came galloping out of my wand won't help your gushing head wound. But I'm totally good against Dementors now! B)
cassiebucaro99 12
Consider yourself blessed.
oathkeeper99 31
I've lost track of how many FMLs have been sneezing related injuries now, it's making me paranoid every time I feel the urge to sneeze