Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML
Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
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Top comments
rainbowsandshit1 20
And I thought my sneezes were dangerous
MandyMeow_fml 18
Gesundheit, while you're by the fridge you might as well make yourself an ice pack.
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Comments (73)
BLEED_MY_SOUL_07 9
Jesus Christ, that must've sucked.
blueblu97 16
Yeah, that's why they made it into an FML
irwingiggles 26
bless you haha
rainbowsandshit1 20
And I thought my sneezes were dangerous
Pleonasm 36
Just don't try to tickle OP's nose.
chinaski7628 32
I once rear-ended a car because I sneezed....
Fuaaad1994 31
One of my biggest fears is sneezing whilst driving
Ervinator35 25
I hope I never do what #43 did...
tantanpanda 26
if it ever happens #48, just move your foot over the brake pedal before sneezing. Better to accidentally floor the brake pedal than floor the gas pedal.
chinaski7628 32
I was stopped at a stoplight on a fairly steep downward slope (damn San Francisco). When I sneezed, my foot came off the brake and I hit the car in front of me. Luckily I didn't hit the gas, and there was almost no damage, but man, driving during allergy season can be dangerous.
TXFernwoods 26
gesundheit
chazzywazzy654 22
Am I the only one not understanding what this means? *prepares for a burial under the downvotes*
blueblu97 16
It's another way to say bless you
EKDH 11
It's German for "Bless you"
TXFernwoods 26
It's German meaning "Health" but is looked at as "Bless you"
MandyMeow_fml 18
Gesundheit, while you're by the fridge you might as well make yourself an ice pack.
EKDH 11
Ouch, that made my head hurt. Bless you!
CoGhostRider 31
Salute
cutierawrz 14
If you're trying to say it in Spanish its salude but you were probably autocorrected
couchcat 25
Yeah the way #7 said it makes it hello in Italian, so salut!
Neighborhoods 8
same happened to me, OP! yesterday. Twice.
brook823 24
Well that will be quite a story to tell
awkotaco333 15
I thought that only happened in cartoons lmao. Gesundheit, OP
lexiieeex3 32
What kind of cartoons are you watching...