Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I heard my coworker sneeze on the other side of the break room, and right after I felt something wet hit my cheek. FML
Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
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feven 32
Is that the cover up story OP? Is there something else you'd like to share with us...
SecundusSecunda 27
It was the hash slinging slasher!
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Comments (25)
SecundusSecunda 27
It was the hash slinging slasher!
EwahWeeWah 21
"I understood that reference"
TheRainbowNoob 11
the rash linging, the sash bringing, the trash singing... yes. the hash slinging slasher
thejonac 21
'are you ready, kids?'
Magnoxidans 19
Depending on how long ago your nose was busted, might want to go get it checked out by a doctor to make sure there's no permanent damage.
Skinyrd 17
Now how did you break your nose?
feven 32
Is that the cover up story OP? Is there something else you'd like to share with us...
The_Potato_Lord 15
That must've bloody hurt! I'll leave
watermelon15 35
It was his hat Mr. Krabs! He was number one!
maxthebigseal 21
This comment was relevant how?
thatnucca 36
For a second I thought you were about to say "it looked like someone just lost a nose instead"... Wheew!
ssnow_fml 20
I think we have a real life Dexter in our midst...
FellFrmSky 8
At least you didn't smack your nose into the mirror (whilst sneezing) and spew even more blood. It's those little things we have to be grateful for...
Danne696 14
Is it just me or does a sneeze attack with a broken nose sound like it hurts like hell?