Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML
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holynemesis1208 3
anything that starts with, when i pissing in a urinal, you know it's gonna be a good story.
drybamboo 0
Today, I was peeing in a urinal when this guy next to me decided to sneeze ...and use me as his urinal. FML
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holynemesis1208 3
anything that starts with, when i pissing in a urinal, you know it's gonna be a good story.
Darraghscoot 0
best fml ever! hahaha
evanking 0
thats more of an fml for the other guy lol
fishsmash 0
today, the idiot next to me hit his head and pissed all over me. FML. lmao
crazy4uboi 6
"I was pissing in a urinal" because no good story starts with "so I was eating a salad..." haha
corocoro 30
Except for the OP. ;)
xxrogerthatxx 19
I would've beat his ass if he pissed on me
tweek182 6
No you wouldn't of
blackberry92 0
true!
Petrov1989 0
I want to see this for some reason... anyone want to start a comedy sketch show based on stories from FML?
anon2468 0
that'd be pretty awesome. I mean they have one for YouTube videos, so why not FMLs?
Dayen 0
#1 hahaha, funny comment. did the guy next to you understand? I wouldn't want to be peed on, I would be ticked off but I would at least understand the situation better after this explanation.
dang_fml 0
haha great idea #5
PureGold 0
HAHAHA. Sorry, but....yeah.
drybamboo 0
Today, I was peeing in a urinal when this guy next to me decided to sneeze ...and use me as his urinal. FML
d00d_c0m3_0n 0
hahaha, sorry, that's too great xD
mleeb 0
I'm usually an a-hole when it comes to commenting, but this just sucks. So long as I wasn't wearing something white, so the yellow showed up, I'd be able to excuse it. I'd probably just laugh it off.
Chixken 6
It would probably smell though.
Herbs_Special 0
Too many sneezing incidents here lately....................