Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
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rainbowsandshit1 20
And I thought my sneezes were dangerous
MandyMeow_fml 18
Gesundheit, while you're by the fridge you might as well make yourself an ice pack.
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Comments (73)
Matheo_fml 21
Shouldn't you be pushed in the other direction when sneezing? Sorry to play the Columbo here, but this does not add up..
brasiliano 16
God knows where the open fridge door was or where she was standing if it was the pull of the start of sneeze or push during the sneeze and etc etc.
Pleonasm 36
It does add up, your head jerks forward when you sneeze because of all the muscles contracting in your neck, chest, throat etc. pushing forward and inwards.
chocolatelvr 5
I'm just excited you referenced Columbo!
dropthbassplyr 3
some people tend to double over when sneezing. I do.
BlindlyWandering 17
It completely adds up. When you sneeze your abdominal muscles contract, which will often cause your head to jerk forward.
Nolimit2217 32
We've all been there.. I once hit my head on the dash sneezing while driving.
Retaheki 27
Sir, when's the last time you sneezed? I'm gonna have to tell you to get out of the car.
LaurenRoxsU 9
Ikr? :,D isn't there supposed to be a steering wheel in the way while you're driving? And here I've been doing it wrong this whole time...
GallowsRaven 3
you might want to put ice on that ;)
sushiemoji 9
Ouch! Hope you're okay OP!
T_Young96 13
Now would be a good time for that water you were planning on refrigerating. :P
BABY_PUSSPOUNDER 3
ur fat and gross. nice meme tho
Ashd09 30
@37 that's very rude. And, judging by your other comments and your profile, I'm guessing you're a 10 year old troll (and a very bad one)
Pleonasm 36
I know who to call if my refrigerator is running.
WOTAN1488 24
****. Ouch :/
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Whoops
Dif_fml 12
That's what you get. You shouldve held it in instead of spreading your germs on the food.
domolovesyoshi 33
Sneezes should never be held in, you should of course always hold your hand over your mouth when sneezing
BlindlyWandering 17
Holding in a sneeze can cause damage to nasal cartilage, ear drums, and even retinas. Not something you should do.
sabbyheartswhat 23
Never your hand. Always your elbow. You don't really touch much with your elbow. My grandma always sneezed into her shirt and I kind of picked that up. But either way, definitely cover your cough/sneeze/germ explosion.
mete_orito 34
Salud OP!!!