Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriends mom walked in on us having sex. She is partially blind so she couldn’t tell what was going on. She had a full conversation while he was still inside me. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I was at my class's band concert. Before the curtain was raised, I helped haul the piano to a different spot so a girl who would've had to stand behind it could be seen. I said, "There, now your mom can see you play!" She responded with, "My mom's blind." FML
Today, as a condominium security guard, I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented on the lakeside view from her window and mentioned, "This is a pretty nice view up here isn't it?" It turns out that she's blind. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I had to go to the emergency room with vision problems. The nurse was helping my mom fill out the paperwork. When asked for her employer, my mom started trying to sell the nurse Aflac, and got into a serious 10 minute conversation about it, all while I'm going blind in my left eye. FML
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
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vocaloidtiger 12
I'm sorry, but what would you accomplish by doing that even if she WAS fully blind?
anzie_fml 9
You didn't see that one coming.
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Comments (89)
spaboolly 26
FML's containing the phrase "I thought it would be funny" never end well. Ever.
sirpantselot 22
I know what you mean, but I feel obliged to point out that no FML ends well. It's not an FML for nothing.
ScarletBloom 14
That's why do not make fun of people who are impaired. They are super creepy.
hatesfate 6
Says the girl with the provocative photo on FML.
Demonfish 14
In this case it was OP was being "super creepy".
alissa222 15
We don't make fun of the impaired because they're creepy?
mario2012 18
I'm mildly autistic and that makes me super creepy? Bitch.
ScarletBloom 14
What I meant was they are smart in discreet ways.
Grimmerie 31
Yeah, I hate it when creepy impaired people try to talk to me. It's obvious they're being blind just to bug me! Ugh! I just removed my own testicles out of horror. I hope we go extinct.
coried91 28
50- nice try in covering your ass but you failed.
twinkiefeets 17
Impaired people are creepy! Your creepy and so is your slutty profile pic.
redmane 21
50- I'm pretty sure you meant "sneaky." But it still doesn't make sense.
lhamil64_fml 5
Yeah, because I'm so creepy for being born a few months early and losing more than half my vision. You're an ass.
upsidedownfools 5
I'm blind in one eye and I take great offense to this... :/
atrain717 5
i she laugh at you like your a retard. ydi
spaboolly 26
I think I know the FML posters well enough to predict that they will soon be doing the same to you....
doodlecloud 27
I wonder how many 'funny' idiots that poor woman has to deal with because of her impairment...
Gwyddone 29
Funny? Exactly how could be something like this funny? You deserved it! (Oh, and you're a stupid jerk. Hope you will grow up one day...)
CheeseTron 15
I thought it was pretty funny. I busted out laughing in the middle of class!
redmane 21
20- Don't you think calling someone a stupid jerk and telling them to grow up is a little contradictory? 73- You're a stupid jerk. Grow up.
HeyArnold91 8
Exactly how old are you to think that would have been funny? I'm pretty sure you know YDI OP.
AholeCop 11
One eye blind meet one eyed snake.
naughtylez82 4
Disrespectful much op? Ydi
T9FTW 20
Plus, they had their dxck out, JS
carminecris89 13
Talking to her naked isn't even funny, it's just really creepy. It's also a dick move to want do something shitty to someone blind. You're a dick and a total creep. What a winning combo.
wlddog 14
I see what you did there. Clever. Very clever. Its not often you can use naked and dick in the same sentence, without it meaning only one thing. I salute you.