Today, my boyfriends mom walked in on us having sex. She is partially blind so she couldn’t tell what was going on. She had a full conversation while he was still inside me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
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Nicoleu 17
She totally knew what was going on
ThrottleJockey 36
Smells like sex in here.
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Comments (21)
Nicoleu 17
She totally knew what was going on
ThrottleJockey 36
Smells like sex in here.
manb91uk 22
Maybe she’s just sexually attracted to you
Glowworm56 27
That seems like a thing I could totally see Mr. Magoo doing.
tibtak 20
Pretty sure I’ve seen a **** with the same plot
jkjorn 18
Must be partially deaf as well, and her sense of smell isn't too keen either.
Aurora94 20
I swear I saw this a couple of days ago, am I having a serious case of deja vu here or is this a repost?
CalculatedRisk 19
maybe you moderated it
Aurora94 20
could be
Lobby_Bee 18
Hah! I was just thinking the same thing.
sharond23 10
sure
RichardPencil 32
There’s no sex noise? That must be some pretty ******* boring, uh, ... *******.
tibtak 20
I’m pretty sure they did not keep going while the conversation was underway