Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriends mom walked in on us having sex. She is partially blind so she couldn’t tell what was going on. She had a full conversation while he was still inside me. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I was at my class's band concert. Before the curtain was raised, I helped haul the piano to a different spot so a girl who would've had to stand behind it could be seen. I said, "There, now your mom can see you play!" She responded with, "My mom's blind." FML
Today, as a condominium security guard, I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented on the lakeside view from her window and mentioned, "This is a pretty nice view up here isn't it?" It turns out that she's blind. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I had to go to the emergency room with vision problems. The nurse was helping my mom fill out the paperwork. When asked for her employer, my mom started trying to sell the nurse Aflac, and got into a serious 10 minute conversation about it, all while I'm going blind in my left eye. FML
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
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vocaloidtiger 12
I'm sorry, but what would you accomplish by doing that even if she WAS fully blind?
anzie_fml 9
You didn't see that one coming.
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Comments (89)
Begiz 12
Good thinking!
jezane 9
I spy with my one good eye, something beginning with 'P'
hannahboo15 1
FML's with the phrasing "I thought it would be funny" never turn out good... AT ALL
trollcrusher 17
What an idiotic dickwad. It's so disrespectful to treat a blind person that way. I'm glad they weren't totally blind; hopefully you learned your lesson.
Driveshaft 5
Giggity?
vocaloidtiger 12
I'm sorry, but what would you accomplish by doing that even if she WAS fully blind?
onlychildFTW 34
The joy of talking to someone while nude? This is a crazy/strange person fantasy.
Kiyaralovestolol 14
Do you really want to ask that question? v__v
coried91 28
54- Apparently so because they already did.
Scarshadow101 6
They can go tell all of their friends that they took advantage of someone's disability and used it as an excuse to walk in the nude. Mission accomplished, eh?
NickKuiper 8
Good story to tell your friends at a bar...
Knightchaser27 25
108-I doubt they'll be impressed
littlemeg 5
You're an asshat. YDI
lolmandi 9
Asshat? Lol
MissAmz 7
Yes, asshat. Great word! :D
siickman 7
Got your Asshat on 3:) where your head is so far up your ass. Usually describing someone being stupid.
P374RD3D 9
There are way too many commenters on this site who don't Google shit.
anzie_fml 9
You didn't see that one coming.
gc327072 31
I didn't see what you did there
WritingWrongs 8
Neither did eye...
Krajjan 9
Being too lazy to wear clothes usually results in a social astigma... tism. Crap.
pennies_lane 6
Eye don't get it...
TourettesGuyFTW 26
These one-eye jokes are a bit patchy, aren't they?
xxhdxx 11
you guys are so crazy????
supimnyancat 9
Maybe you should try to see things more clearly next time.
vocaloidtiger 12
What you did there. I see it.
herpderpherpderp 13
I don't! D:
MisterDoctor 12
Eye don't see why you thought that was a bright eye-dea. Too much?
winnerme123 8
That goes perfectly in a Bear Grills voice ( probably spelled wrong).
heywhatsuphowdy 0
I thought it was like Bear Grylls or something like that?
whiteboy896 9
in the words of Red Formen, Dumbass!
KM96 24
I can totally heard his voice and imagined him saying that, when I read it :D
MissEmma_fml 22
She's probably blind in the other eye now. Good going OP.
HooHooHa 6
Why talk to her naked if she's 'blind'? What were you going to do to her?
tne201992 12
Umm talk to her naked. OP made that pretty clear.
charvisioku 22
Never know, OP might have been planning to windmill and prance around the kitchen with a mangina. If that had been the case, I could fully understand the entertainment value.
mystashisgone 6
Maybe something is left out of this... But how did she get in the house? She have a cane? Or a seeing eye dog? Or did you help her? Or did she make it on her own with no trouble. This could be the first if many clues.
jrvln164 1
She's blind from one eye she can still see
zen1979 16
Exactly. Yet op didn't realize if she's totally blind how did she get there. Therefore, she must posses some sight.