Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriends mom walked in on us having sex. She is partially blind so she couldn’t tell what was going on. She had a full conversation while he was still inside me. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I was at my class's band concert. Before the curtain was raised, I helped haul the piano to a different spot so a girl who would've had to stand behind it could be seen. I said, "There, now your mom can see you play!" She responded with, "My mom's blind." FML
Today, as a condominium security guard, I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented on the lakeside view from her window and mentioned, "This is a pretty nice view up here isn't it?" It turns out that she's blind. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I had to go to the emergency room with vision problems. The nurse was helping my mom fill out the paperwork. When asked for her employer, my mom started trying to sell the nurse Aflac, and got into a serious 10 minute conversation about it, all while I'm going blind in my left eye. FML
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
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vocaloidtiger 12
I'm sorry, but what would you accomplish by doing that even if she WAS fully blind?
anzie_fml 9
You didn't see that one coming.
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Comments (89)
RubenTheGreek 8
Eye see your devious plan has been exposed
SpicyDuck 22
Finally an FML I moderated. I would have loved to see this happen!
ma77 9
And now you've blinded both eyes!
xrainbowshadowx 17
You hella deserve this. That is downright disrespectful. I don't even see how you would find this remotely funny. This is your mother's friend and you should be courteous to her, you asswipe. Grow up!
goodgood_fml 5
I would love to have seen the expression on your face when you found out she could see. Priceless!!
outoftown 27
On the bright side, mom's friend DID get to see OP's face.
lambda_fml 40
Well, I s'pose if you are a girl with hot **** and your mum's blind friend is a guy, he wouldnt have minded! Every other scenario makes this a big FAIL.
lambda_fml 40
Bet it was an eye opener for her.
tattoo88 4
You're an idiot!! An what was that supposed to accomplish?
annie_nk 23
Was that an attempt to censor the word dick by replacing the i with an x? The * works better.
Im_Adopted91 3
God, you deserve it. ******* idiot -.-"