Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hair removal cream. Turns out, I'm allergic to it. My face now looks like a tomato with eyebrows. FML
Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML
Today, I used a new face mask that claimed it would make my skin glow. I must have missed the part about testing for allergies. My “glow” turned into a bright red rash overnight, just in time for a first date. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML
Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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vacuumtubes 0
Before I read the last sentence I was really hoping it'd say "A rash-tache." But it didn't, and that made me sad.
NorfolkDude 2
Okay, I don't understand. By you saying you are allergic to Nair, it must mean that this would be the first time in trying to get rid of a "moustache." Next time think for a few seconds. First off, he accepted to go on a date with you, and whether it was you, him, or one of your friends who got the date started, he at least has some sort of interest in you even though you have a "moustache." Second, next try something unless you already tried it in the past; for example, if you had use Nair before, then that's one thing, but you never did use it, and now you did, and you embarrassed yourself further. Third, if he still likes you, even with the burn mark, then perhaps you shouldn't try using nair in the future.
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Afghanee666 0
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YDI for being such a westernized woman from the great satan! You are lucky us taliban aren't around your filthy area
krazygirl100 9
rashstash :D lol
ohhhhshizzz 0
#1: SHUT UP YOU FREAKING CRAZY PSYCHO! Aww, that sucks. But they say never put Nair on your face, private areas, or eyes. You should have just iced it and then plucked. It is very easy.
starberries 0
They make Nair for your sensitive areas.
vacuumtubes 0
Before I read the last sentence I was really hoping it'd say "A rash-tache." But it didn't, and that made me sad.
rmbaker1993 0
^win
iShanny 13
I thought the exact same thing, and read the comments just to see if anyone else felt the same way. I love you.
MmmHotWaffles 0
blame it on your dog..
Starcatch77 20
How in hell would her dog have anything to do with a rash on her lip...
inerdablanket 4
#3 FTW
dirtyhippie 0
Ouch - I have known ppl to get light burns from the chemicals and blister. Not a good idea for the face.
shananigans 0
#3 I was thinking the EXACT same thing! Haha a rash-stache xD
boatkicker 5
ouch. Those rashes last ofrever too. I also am allergic. I used it on my legs once, about 30 minutes before I was due to go on the floor at a cheerleading competition. I had to go on the floor with bright red legs that burned the entire time, and then still had this painful rash for like 2 weeks. rash-stache just made my day better though!
melanijade 0
You're not allergic. My brother did the same thing and his entire beard turned into little red spots. Always read the labels!
rihannalover 0
mus-rash, rash-stache, #3 haha sorry that happened, maybe next time just read the label. or notice that the reason you're going on this date is because the other person likes you. so why would you want to change yourself? cheesy, i know, but you need it ;)