Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML
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skatergirl9875 0
dont worry my mom does it all the time... :/
humzizzl3 0
I'm guessing you two have an interesting relationship
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humzizzl3 0
I'm guessing you two have an interesting relationship
volley4eva1698 0
that's real love for ya
yourshootingstar 4
so uncomfortable when people do that lol
Yinky_Unbanned 0
Your mom and I would get along quite well :p
WallyTheWombat 0
I've never known anyone to do that but I can't imagine it to be something uncommon. I'd probably just ignore them lol.
Feklfekl2222 32
you picture is horrible blonde hair + fake tan (orange,naturally)= chav
yourshootingstar 4
haha actually my skin is natural tan. maybe know some facts before judging asshole
TylerzMB 0
well thats not nice.
unvmesucka 0
That's your sign to move out. If you don't than next time she will either be dropping a deuce or f'n your gardener with the door open.
theaws0m3guy 4
21- wtf are you talking about?
yourshootingstar 4
rude comment was deleted
abbi96x 0
Try saying 'look mum I'll talk to you after your piss' and walk away? Simple!
atsirk 0
yea... not a good time
peakcheer 2
at least she is that comfortable with her own kid.
MrSassypants 34
I was watching a video called "You know you're mexican when..." and one was when your mother tries to talk to you when she's in the bathroom 8)
dolphincheddar 10
my mom did that once.. let's just say she learned her lesson
jamboy51 0
god I hate it when people do this
Alysin 14
my parents do that a lot...
swimchica22 0
maybe she's lonely :(
KeNzLe13 0
Eww...
IcySnake 0
MILF
00SPRANGER00 0
kinky
skatergirl9875 0
dont worry my mom does it all the time... :/
dancebgdance 0
same here
SexyQueen0905 24
So does mine
SuperCassie 0
mine too. maybe OP moderated her own FML post thats why it was accepted.
dreamering 16
I guess you all live in Colosseum. ps. It's an Italian expression about people who don't shut their doors.
liy223 6
Ditto.
Skyler12921 5
mine too
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
C-c-c-c-combo Breaker!! sorry i had to do it. mine too though, sadly.
akaulitz 3
so does mine, she did today too.
brussell00 0
my mom too lol
gigity 0
my mom does too. it's not that wierd lol
gagaman_fml 0
I though my mom was the only one who does that! LMAO!!!
enonymous 9
My mother and I share the toilet during these times.
ThatOtherMegan 30
*facepalm*
cyns0_oaSailor 0
seven year olds shouldn't be on here. your 2 young.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
Their young minds will be scarred for life...
CryMoreFMLs 15
She looks 12... not 7.... Perfect.....
sourgirl101 29
Not funny 92!
Jojo08_fml 0
hahaha
RdRadkie 2
she could have been pooping? so it's not all that bad!
MrSassypants 34
Or told OP too wipe... o_O
ChelseaFan817 0
sadly and weirdly a lot of people seem to do that = ... my mum does it too
thatbritkid 0
you're family, it's not that bad
green_eggs_and_h 0
What if her mom is 350 pounds? Then would it be bad?
TxnGurl87 5
Aha. sounds like my mom.
BigHoshJosh 0
ahh things u do when your drunk
Moota 9
OP said nothing about her or her mom about being drunk....
Jacobt24 19
haha it's funny 'cause he's fat!