Today, I was denounced for being a terrible person, because my family raises chickens, some of which we eat. I was then told how cruel I am for "killing innocent birds" and that "good" people buy their meat from the supermarket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML
Hypocrisy
Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML
Disconnect
Today, I told my younger sister that meat comes from cute animals like chickens and cows, hoping she'd want to be vegan like me. Instead, she laughed and made up a song about how chickens turn into tenders and cows turn into cheeseburgers. I ended up being the one who got upset. FML
Truth bomb
Today, my 4 year-old daughter thought it was funny that the chicken on her plate and chickens on farms are called the same name. I had my mouth full so I couldn’t stop my rotten eldest son from saying, “That’s because chicken is dead chickens.” Cue her crying while my son cackled like a sociopath. FML
Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML
Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML
Health risk
Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because, "It's chicken, not salmon." FML
All over cheese?
Today, my family had an argument with me because I bought the wrong kind of cheese. They never said what kind they wanted. The argument ended with my mother saying that she wished she could kill herself, because of how horrible of a person I am. FML
Mind your own beeswax
Today, a stranger at a bird show yelled at me for owning an "unnatural and irresponsibly bred" hybrid lorikeet. He's a rescue who was horribly abused in his last home. Fuck me for giving a shit about animals even if they're not pure I guess. FML
Digging my heels in
Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML
Top comments
ironichalibut 24
Yes, god-fearing people buy their meat from the big companies who keep their chickens stacked in a square foot box, stacked 10 high in rows of 100, where mans dominion is unquestioned, how dare you blaspheme and raise chickens in a sustainable manner.
red_headforlife 15
But chickens aren't animals, remember?
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ColdplaySucks 18
Those words are from a blatant idiot; don't take it seriously.
Misswildsides 22
In my opinion, family raised and owned chickens are way better off than the chickens that are sent to slaughter and treated poorly. Some people just don't understand.
caysters 12
They certainly suffer a lot less than those who are shoved in tiny cages with 5 other chickens.
ositoakaluis 16
yes but the problem is that op probably doesn't pump enough hormones so that the chickens have larger breast for the consumer to eat
DyslexicPanda 12
-_- ... Is the only face you can make immediately after reading this fml
SnuWolf 15
Actually, it's much better off that OP doesn't pump hormones into the chickens. That's kind of like taking birth control pills just to make your own boobs bigger. (If you're a female, obviously.)
jessi_sunshine 26
94 - I think 77 was being sarcastic, though it might just be the way I read it.
thisiscool19 14
very true also I LOVE COLDPLAY SO :P
EvilUndead 9
Whoever said that was stupid and shallow, besides this person will eventually die (unavoidable). Which means you should stop worrying about such a small things.
xlord 27
everyone will eventually die so should we not care about anything anyone ever says or does?
EvilUndead 9
7, Majority of people, majority of things people say and do are useless, pointless, meaningless and/or shallow. Those things and those people will unavoidably fade away without trace. It makes sense to worry about maybe 1% of everything, the rest can be ignored with no consequences. Filter the crap out. If insignificant thing like this makes you worry, you might get health problems eventually. Ignore them or laugh at them.
xlord 27
Are you saying that the majority of human exisistance is pointless/meaningless if almost everything fades away without trace?
xlord 27
I actually believe the opposite. I believe every little thing from Bill Gate's teacher to me placing a can in recycling has a massive effect on the world when multiplied by the actions of others. Just because we die doesn't mean we can't leave a legacy through our children, our friends and thus their children or even the environment
lilhellian 27
Tell me what meaning does it all have when our sun goes super nova and destroys us?
ironichalibut 24
I think the point is that if we disregard all human endeavor as pointless, only then does it become pointless. We have millennia until our sun destroys our planet, and if humans play the cards right, and integrate all of humankind's experience, then we may transcend the bonds of this little rock, and save ourselves from that imminent destruction. Nothing is hopeless as long as some have hope.
EvilUndead 9
17, Yes, precisely. For majority of people 100 years after their death there will be already only some of their trinkets left, and that's it - nobody will remember the person. If you keep moving farther into future, everything that person did will be forgotten or turned into some kind of fairytale and everything that person had will be destroyed by time. If you keep moving farther, then eventually the whole planet will be destroyed by sun going nova. And if some of the theories about universe are right, entire universe will cease to exist. So there's no meaning - "This too shall pass". So stop worrying about useless crap, and enjoy life as it is. --- Whenever life gets you down, Mrs.Brown And things seem hard or tough And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft And you feel that you've had quite enough Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned A sun that is the source of all our power The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see Are moving at a million miles a day In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour Of the galaxy we call the 'milky way' ... ---
Welshite 40
#35: Thanks for the depressing comment. I was all happy and then BAM!...happy feelings are gone.
EvilUndead 9
32, "millennia until our sun destroys our planet, and if humans play the cards right" the problem is that you won't see that day, and humanity might destroy itself long before that, along with the planet, and, "if they play cards right" along with entire solar system. Anyway, "meaningless" does not mean "despair". If nothing matters, why not have some fun? Enjoy the life *today* instead of hoping for better tomorrow.
danial1214 21
Are you supporting the theory of YOLO?
xlord 27
So rapists should rule the world and Hitler did nothing wrong because in the end it doesn't matter? Heck I always wanted a Ferrari and to be on the news, so I might steal a Ferrari and run over some school children because in the end it doesn't even matter!!!!!
gc327072 31
He's really supporting nihilism.
ironichalibut 24
47- Yeah, He's a living oxyMORON.
EvilUndead 9
45. "Are you supporting the theory of YOLO" Nope. This way you die sooner, possibly earning Darwin Award. It isn't really worth it, there are better ways to live. 46. Doesn't work this way, because you forgot "action -> consequences". If you act as you described you won't get your ferrari and will die in prison. I believe that a person should look for personal happiness/satisfaction. Because you're going to die anyway, it would make sense to enjoy the trip. However, agressive/criminal actions towards society will be punished, which means that for one mildly satisfying day of running people over in a car, you'll get 12..50 years of unsatisfying years in prison or your life will be cut short. I.e. it isn't a very smart choice. Same with YOLO. If you do stupid thing because you "live only once", then you'll die in ridiculous way, so in your final moment you'll understand that people will ridicule you, your life and your death for a LOONG time after you're gone. That's not a very satisfying way to go. 47. "He's really supporting nihilism." Not really. If the life is pointless it would make sense to see ways to enjoy it. Somehow I doubt that's a nihilism.
xlord 27
Making your comments extremely long doesn't show intelligence or make you right. In fact it shows that you are unable to formulate a decent response in a reasonable amount of words.
kakarot2 11
I thought you said that in the end everything doesn't matter.... But you said that it would matter to you of people ridiculed you for a LONG time... If what you're standing by is right this should not matter.
EvilUndead 9
60, Short comments might mean you have nothing to say or type too slow. Also, If you only make long comments when you want to "pretend to be intelligent", you need to learn - try reading books. Maybe eventually you won't need to "pretend" anymore. 61. Congrats you found a small contradiction. The point was - if you die too soon, you'll lose opportunity to enjoy life for a longer time (or to find new ways to enjoy it). YOLO and "go crazy and kill everybody" encourages early death and thus aren't a good idea.
ironichalibut 24
56- You just provided a counter argument in your own statement. If "Action -> Consequences" Then nothing is "pointless", everything creates a reaction, and everything poses opportunity. Your idea has become so convuluted i doubt even you have a point anymore.
Wimoweh 10
27, you're silly. Our sun doesn't have enough mass to super nova. What will happen, is that our backstabbing moon will eventually escape out of Earth's gravity well and fly off into the distance, quite conveniently before the sun, now out of the lighter elements, expands, whilst using the heavier elements for fuel. During that expansion, it will burn off Earth's atmosphere and kill off all life on Earth. But, that's not for 4.5 billion years. By then we would've cracked intergalactic travel, in one form or another, be it wormholes or negative gravity generators, we'll probably be long gone from Earth when shit does down. And not everyone dies. I plan to create a machine that can house a human consciousness, using a cloned brain. With that, I shall become the technological superman, saving lolcats from diabolical 4chan predators.
BlackRogue 8
How the hell is all of this relevant to some idiot who doesn't know where store bought chicken comes from?? #2, you might want to wipe your chin, I can smell the bullshit running down it from here... Way to be a hypocrite, talking about not worrying about small stuff yet you keep coming back to argue a totally irrelevant point on the frigging INTERNET? Do you have NOTHING better to do with your life?
NagainaFier 16
For the love of all things good and holy, 35; find something that makes you happy, and do that something. Find your calling, and your life won't feel obsolete; all the well known and remembered people are well known and remembered because they did what made them HAPPY, and thus allowed them to succeed.
EvilUndead 9
#70. 1. Problem: Everything eventually is going to die/disappear, and there's nothing you can do about it, life is meaningless. 2. Solution: Ignore pointlessness, seek personal enjoyment/pleasure. Since there's nothing you can do, enjoy the ride. 3. Addition: Action that reduce your life span (agressive actions toward society) will reduce number of opportunites to seek enjoyement, and therefore should be avoided. You call THIS "convoluted"? Seriously? Maybe you should play chess, learn computer programming, become a lawyer or do a lot of puzzles. Perhaps that'll help.
EvilUndead 9
116, "How the hell is all of this relevant to some idiot" His/Her life is temporary, and in a blink of said person will be feeding the worms anyway, so no reason to worry about another lunatic, unless he/she poses direct immediate threat to your life. Knowing that said person will unavoidable cease to exist might make you feel better. "yet you keep coming back to argue" "Do you have NOTHING better to do with your life?" I go where I please and do whatever I want. I like arguing. Unfortunately, during last 5 years I encountered total of 3 people that were capable of providing enjoyable discussion arguments. You aren't one of them.
noobsatin 19
some people are so ignorant to life. they don't understand the circle of life.
Mossears133 15
Yup, many thing were put on earth for us to eat, chickens are one of those things.
tjv3 10
Idiots the world is full of them
_DudeGuy_ 16
Lol
_DudeGuy_ 16
Remove the warmig labels
_DudeGuy_ 16
Sorry, my iPod typing skills suck, also i double posted, so I changed the comment to "lol"
EpicSquishii 21
*Idiots(,) the world is full of them(.)
NagainaFier 16
There would be less idiots if people would stop interfering with natural selection.
speedyw03 6
They do know that supermarket meat was killed the same way, right?
Snowkeys 11
If anything the chickens would be way better off at a family farm than a straight slaughter house.
xStaciexLynnx 15
Yeah really. Grocery store chickens were probably treated much worse before being sent to slaughter.
Needafarm 22
Youtube has tons of really good videos about how supermarket chickens are raised. They are truly treated with the most disregard to life. Kind of like Hansel only add more of him to the same cage to fatten up.
RpiesSPIES 27
Food Inc. You'll hate Tyson.
Needafarm 22
Netflix has "Food INC" I think i googled "chicken nuggets" or something like that and all these animal cruelty videos started showing up.
jeepers_1 21
You can also watch fast food nation, it's weird but you see some pretty interesting stuff
red_headforlife 15
But chickens aren't animals, remember?
ambitiousnygrl 17
OP said that they told them they were killing innocent 'birds' not animals. This seriously makes me wonder...
KK3137 31
I believe this was a reference to an earlier FML where the OP's friend told the OP that chickens aren't animals..
ironichalibut 24
Yes, god-fearing people buy their meat from the big companies who keep their chickens stacked in a square foot box, stacked 10 high in rows of 100, where mans dominion is unquestioned, how dare you blaspheme and raise chickens in a sustainable manner.
blackphoenix0010 8
Exactly. Although there are people that buy their meat because its the closest/cheapest, this guy is an asshat, and probably living in an idealistic brand name dominated world.
Raoul2015 1
I for one love chicken so keep up the good work
nathud15 7
Their idiots that's why!!
Shrike 24
What's that one cliché everyone here likes to spout? Oh yeah: "Oh, the irony."
ColdplaySucks 18
That comment was painfully idiotic.
AbstraktThoughts 13
*they're
chuckcloninger 12
Their? You mean They are. They're. What grade are you in, anyway?
sofitina 20
I can't even. Obviously you should ignore that comment and move on with your life and surround yourself with smarter people.