Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriends mom walked in on us having sex. She is partially blind so she couldn’t tell what was going on. She had a full conversation while he was still inside me. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I was at my class's band concert. Before the curtain was raised, I helped haul the piano to a different spot so a girl who would've had to stand behind it could be seen. I said, "There, now your mom can see you play!" She responded with, "My mom's blind." FML
Today, as a condominium security guard, I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented on the lakeside view from her window and mentioned, "This is a pretty nice view up here isn't it?" It turns out that she's blind. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I had to go to the emergency room with vision problems. The nurse was helping my mom fill out the paperwork. When asked for her employer, my mom started trying to sell the nurse Aflac, and got into a serious 10 minute conversation about it, all while I'm going blind in my left eye. FML
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
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vocaloidtiger 12
I'm sorry, but what would you accomplish by doing that even if she WAS fully blind?
anzie_fml 9
You didn't see that one coming.
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Comments (89)
CheeseTron 15
**** you OP! I busted out laughing in the middle of class! Now everyone thinks I'm wierd. But whatever this made my day!
firebird07 13
For attempting to take advantage of a visually impaired person, YDI 100% OP.
twinkiefeets 17
That's what you get for being an asshole!
seanc722 2
I hope your mother is blind too...
mcar 13
Ahahaha this made my night.
JSal 14
idiot!!
hopef33110 7
hhaha u jerk never assume a person is totally blind I'm blind in one eye too
hopef33110 7
and it is hard to tell if some is blind not all use a cane or a seeing eye dog and most often those blind in one eye can still see but the degree varies
davidn 0
You're a FOOL!
alexlovescandy 3
Karma?